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and obamas as well if you have a copy handy Edit: if you can paperclip those badboys together i think that would look nice

you should add "heres a pretty good list" to the top of that bad boy

you want me to piss into the reply box or what? i'm gonna do it regardless because i think that shits pretty crack-me-up hilarious

such a beautiful name for a boy or truck

how about Raisin Heck

may i suggest registering a earwolf forums account for the babby

i mean Chanson Loves Boats and Trains was a bit of "gateway drug" for me (and i bet for a lot of others here) to the podcast world. but that was way back when his mode of broadcast was just shouting the words into a large canyon, which was just so good and seriously for the fucking win

100% no bullshit big boy Edit: one more: 9/11 truther with a heart of gold

you may be thinking "thats not even a bib" or that I "still clearly have no idea what a bib even is" but this incredibly moving infographic just helps convey the general idea of what i'm talking about

yeah i dont mean to rub my cleats in your life hack there wargen, but it sounds like you should just wear a bib all the time

and then i say something

anyone else concerned that we might be catching brett about half way through his Flowers for Algernon cycle?

i'd make a list too if it werent for my disgusting and terrible first impressions of all of you people EDIT: we like to have fun

none of that shit was even iambic dog

you may steal my heart but not my accolades

ashley - hard pass. I have what my dad calls craggy nails syndrome and any sort of applied liquids really fuck my shit up in a bad way. I guess you wont be reading this until much later (just because i like to eat glue does not mean i own a flare gun?) so i'm sorry to disappoint you. thanks for the invite, though! PS - can you breifly explain veganism for me when you get home?

not to my knowledge but if my extremely off the fucking charts like-to-post ratio has anything to do with it, they'll be coming forward and saying that they are soon enough.

thanks! my favorite sport is doing stretches, closely followed by tetherball

ok maybe taking sides first post wasn't diplomatically the best decision for me but i can assure you that we're two separate people and hes not paying me at all. but I am looking to get owned as much as possible in 2016 so please, carry on

first time poster, long time listener here to chime in and say that ThunderCock69's post was actually good