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  1. CarloVanstiphout

    Episode 183 - Ladybugs: LIVE!

    Hope I'm not too late with this for the Mini-episode but just listened to the episode and: Remember how Paul alluded to that opera-movie Furie & Dangerfield wanted to develop together? Well, that totally happened, but without Furie. In 2002 Dangerfield starred in "The Fourth Tenor," a movie about "A restaurant owner who falls in love with an opera singer and, desperate to impress her, travels to Italy to learn how to sing." Yep: https://letterboxd.c.../the-4th-tenor/ (edit: I see grudlian also posted about this, weird I did a search but nothing came up, my bad!)
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    Faust: Love of the Damned (2000)

    oh hell yes this movie if Rob Huebel liked the "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR" factor of Jason X, wait till he gets a load of this
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    My Demon Lover (1987)

    came here to post the trailer, saw the work was already done nice
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    Secret Agent Double-O-Soul (1990)

    Oh yes, this movie. I wonder if I can get that up on Youtube without any problems......
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    Tough Guys Don't Dance (1987)

    Watched this today, oh man oh god indeed. This needs to be covered just so Blake Harris gets an excuse to start doing some digging on this baffling production. Imagine Tommy Wiseau wrote a spec script for Twin Peaks, someone only cleaned up the language to sound like actual English, but changed nothing else; then Golan & Globus got like, Vampire's Kiss Nic Cage to be an acting coach; and finally put everyone on a strict diet of cocaine. I'm 100% convinced that every ounce shown in the movie is the real deal, and NONE of it went to waste. Everyone in this movie is certifiable, and the grandiose garbage that comes out of their mouths is mind boggling. Not even kidding when I say Wings Hauser is the most nuanced part of this ludicrous equation. Well, he does slur the words "I made you come 16 times in one night" after he just had a stroke, but still.
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    Vibrations (1996)

    Another bump for this one. If you want another tekno-time capsule the likes of Hackers this would do very well. Although Hackers is a pretty competent film in comparison.
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    Pieces (1982)

    Pieces is fantastic but it seems too... cult-ish for HDTGM? I could be wrong, hopefully.
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    Vampire's Kiss (1988)

    Yeah this is going to be legendary. One of the all-time WTF movies. Premium Nic Cage.
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    Sleepwalkers (1992)

    Reviving this thread because I just rewatched it and holy shit would this be perfect for HDTGM. https://www.dropbox.com/s/p436x268lkgtc4v/copkebob.gif?dl=0
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    Escape from New York (1981)

    Are you high.
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    Episode 141.5 - Minisode 141.5

    Yeah, Ricochet is fantastic. Not as fantastic as Virtuosity, though, when we're talking insane 90's Denzel thrillers. Now that would've been a double bill. Not a fan of The Shadow/Phantom at all.
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    No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)

    Yes, this movie is amazing and needs to be done.
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    Ask Paul!

    Paul, are you aware that Stewart Raffill who directed Mac & Me and Mannequin Two also made a little movie called "Tammy and the T-Rex" starring Denise Richards, Paul Walker AND Terry Kiser? Basically Terry Kiser plays a scientist who steals Paul Walker's brain and hooks it up to an animatronic T-Rex, bringing it to life. A bunch of crazy, crazy stuff happens and in the end the T-Rex gets killed and suddenly Paul Walker's brain is hooked up to a camcorder in Denise Richards' room and she does a PG striptease for him and he cums and that is how the movie ends.
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    Tammy & The T-Rex (1994)

    My favorite part is at the end where Paul Walker is a camcorder and then Denise Richards does a PG striptease for him and he obviously cums.
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    Uncle Sam (1996)

    Anyway I just watched this and I would really not recommend it at all. Far too sluggish to be a fun watch.
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    Uncle Sam (1996)

    This is by Bill Lustig, who didn't direct The Stuff; but written by Larry Cohen who did direct The Stuff!
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    Fateful Findings (2013)

    Oh I could think of a ton of shit to say about this piece of garbage.
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    Double Down (2005)

    I've watched Neil Breen's Fateful Findings... I don't know I feel like if they can do Birdemic, they can do this piece of doo-doo.
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    The Lobster (2016)

    High Rise is fucking garbage. The Lobster was aight, though.
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    Rocky IV (1985)

    dat paulie sex bot
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    The Ambulance (1990)

    Nonsensical high concept plot ("killer" ambulance drives around snatching up diabetics), ludicrously entertaining dialogue (Red Buttons in particular has some amazing lines), bizarre characterisation (if James Earl Jones ain't chewin' gum he chewin' scenery); basically all the things you can expect from Cohen, cranked up to 11. Meanwhile I'm just shaking my head in disbelief, giddy as a motherfucker. At one point Eric Roberts (at the height of his mullet game) is being stared down by a couple of punks and goes "What a shitty time to get mugged." so my girlfriend goes "Why is this happening?" and I go "I DON'T KNOW!" with a huge smile on my face. That about sums up The Ambulance. The entire thing's on Youtube as well:
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    Chopping Mall (1986)

    I actually think whenever there isn't any action going on, it's pretty boring. But still a movie that's impossible to dislike.
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    Who have been your favorite guests?

    Nick Kroll on the Tango & Cash episode was great also. Seconded for Nicole Byer.
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    Outland (1981)

    Another movie that's just great. Nice avatar though, Marc.
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    Doom (2005)

    "Semper fi motherfucker!"
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