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i see no good reason for sean and hayes to just finish out whatever deal they have with earwolf/midroll/scripps/unilever/omnicorp and join any of the other pod companies that actually seem to generate revenue for performers. seems to me patreon is successful least in part because we all know how the model currently 'works'. and folks, you already know, models are changing! i know that i'm not interested in buying blue apron, loot crate or some random earwolf merch in the hopes that they eventually get a nickel from it. so call it reality sho-sho, call it handbook, i dont really care. in fact i'm so convinced they love doing this, i want them to take a break for a while and come back swangin, ready to slay some real monsters. this has been: political.

here's some stuff that sucks: earwolf sucks, midroll sucks, howl sucks, seeso sucks, scripps sucks, branded content sucks, gilbert gotfried sucks, dennis miller sucks, trump sucks, alec baldwin sucks, putin sucks, isis sucks, betsy devos sucks, big bang theory sucks, lead in drinking water sucks, heynong man sucks, aukerman sucks, broken dreams and too many study halls sucks, netflix comedy special production sucks, the limited but damaging role scientology had in harris wittels' failed recovery sucks, the insurance-industrial complex sucks, taxes suck, and there's too much plastic. stuff that's chill, on one, noice, or just tripped out: sean is cool, hayes is cool, brett is an expert at wearing a beatles shirt, paul tompkins has a lot of potential to stay cool, all the guests including michal is down to clown, especially alison rich for keeping it lively, vice principles is fucking bananas, yassir lester is yes sir mister, gabrus is just trying to get it done and he's trying his best and we gotta support him guys, other good podcasts i like are throwing shade, bitch sesh, third podcast on the left, improv for humans, who charted depending on the guest, random shows that sean or hayes guest on, harry shearer le show, um thats about it. theres a good pancake mix at costco called kodiak cakes, its black box, its pretty good. i also go for the orgain protein powder, chocolate with the white tub and green cap. both these seem to be good and nutritious but in all likelyhood im just being seduced by the marketing. im going to make a humorous lawn statue from all my old tubs.

I hope sean counted me in one of the ten people who like this stuff

so.... did you end up having a good birthday or what?

i'm here and i'm ready to generate popcorn gallery questions

Yes. They are very smart and even more nice. Plus they're cool and interesting.

Most of the time, I'm such a Hayes. But when I heard that story I was such a Sean. Just hearing your friend having a bad time on a trip sucks, but knowing what they're going through and 'best practices' so to speak and not being able to share that, ugh.

Oh, wow.

The Popcorn Gallery Yes it's time for it, now I'm popular, and this is my request.

Hayes doing a great Scharpling impression at 9:50 "look... i don't love everything this guy is doing...."

i thought i was mad at you for entering the podcast to take photos. but that's just listening to the photos! photos are meant to be seen! so let me just say: of everyone at earwolf taking this particular photo of hayes, at this exact angle, week after week: http://cdn.earwolf.c...11/IMG_5238.jpg http://cdn2.earwolf....11/IMG_5279.jpg http://cdn2.earwolf....11/IMG_5506.jpg http://cdn3.earwolf....12/IMG_5163.jpg http://cdn2.earwolf....11/IMG_5029.jpg http://cdn2.earwolf....10/IMG_4047.jpg http://cdn3.earwolf....10/IMG_4114.jpg you sir, are absolutely leading the pack

kudos as well for this exclusive and recurrent peek at what sean looks like sitting down, often with a hat http://cdn.earwolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/IMG_4039.jpg http://cdn4.earwolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_4560.jpg http://cdn3.earwolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_5033.jpg http://cdn2.earwolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_5235.jpg http://cdn3.earwolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_5278.jpg http://cdn4.earwolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/IMG_5155.jpg http://cdn2.earwolf.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/IMG_6528.jpg you have a vision for "picture of each host", and dammit you deliver

this picture is kevin-level creepy

i'm on the first page! now what do i do!

lolololo your cream is mixing with your cake diss of the week of the month of the year

what the heck something's wrong here i taught pharoah monche how to hand queef a few months ago he must have been just playing dumb to get sean's attention i get that. i dont know its true, but if it is, i get that. hashtag sweet utter relief that the episode is posted and available to listening

i hope this comment gets 14 or more likes

poor old guy.. a ) way too weak to push even a single two-dimensional post (with a one-dimensional joke, heyo!) b ) clueless that the trash can is not big enough for the joke, which means the last third of the joke will still be visible, and you can just imagine what would happen if some kids came along and saw it. at least the old dude had sense enough to remove all the likes before getting rid of it. someone check his pockets, aukerman's going to have a shit fit if the numbers don't even out

Nobody Does It Like Norm ™

henry, mwn, silvrwoman, jeffie party --- big like to ALL yall for liking goddamn everything

shout out to numba one cheeba hawk. just shoutin you out, dawg. sup agata. holdin it down with the ep summaries! joe lerini in the house. home boy hayes man - that last vice principals? whatever you're bringing to the final edits, it's flavorful, it's savory. gonna keep that recipe handy this winter. souprman? got that slow cooker? haaa rofl jk course you do. soupr got it simmerin sean, the OG malahini. ash is the real wizard of your own design. conjure whatever demons need slaying, knamean? pono hanapa'a, ohana. steveH, greggy, chanson. [birthday boys sketch callback] me? i got 10 dads. engineer brett, what can i say? we live in a world where books don't exist anymore. tip them mugs, yall you're all the best people of everyone you know! it's not a weird self-absorbed ego reflex! it's also true!

still gonna need that sixty nine, homey

he's really so much being a regular old brandon content. say what you will about anything anywhere, it's always a big lolll seeing the earwolf forum stats. denzel washington is an actor, the podcast: 93 topcs, 4 replies womp it up!: 32 topics, 373 replies jeffryparties commentHammer: 1 thread, 3,357 posts and 6,720 trending social hashtag buzz

he doesn't listen on his own --- he's busy working through the Jack Reacher audiobooks... for the third or fourth go-round ---- but at least i can put on handbook when we're in the car and he'll listen for awhile before saying he needs to take a little break, if that's ok

episode 31 is with dave thomas, one of my absolute best most favorite eps. between this and sinbad, it's how i got my dad to even try listening to the show