putsome gravyonit

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supp. suppp yall. i can't think of a better place to put this. - today i was poking around looking for HH clips and found this by complete perfect accident is this not how you feel five minutes deep into a new episode? when you say to yourself, " oh shit... this is on.. i think they're running tape.. ya this is happening" DJ Bart on the one and two toppings, spin that back

Does your improv involve a lot of horn tooting? Are you saving it up for the show?

I'm so glad you went there, and I'm so glad I scrolled through page after page of earwolf flotsam to see it with my own two eyes

Oh wow, Chanson! That's a bigot!

I dont know much about the guy [buuuurp] Sorry, i've been drinking Budweiser Brand American Lager Beer all day with my buddies [faaaaaart] Hehe ooops plenty of Papa John's Crazy Cheesy Sauce'em Breadsticks too [uuuulcer] Dang, ulcer's acting up agin. Maybe some Gatorade Brand Performance Enhancement Sportsugar Beverage will help cool the burn [hemmmoorrraggggeee] Nah, don't bother calling an ambulance. I got insurance through Nationwide, a sweet deal too, it covers both my Buick Brand Automobile, which I'll be using to drive myself to the hospital, and a solid amount of my internal organs. Wish me luck!

When Hayes sales "ohhhhhhhh" at around the six minute mark... I think the first 118 episodes were prelude to the perfection of that moment. Sure he's a writer producer director maven impresario trendsetter jeopardy guy, but Hayes is not the type to "ask too many questions" And he's particularly susceptible to trickery, given his well established earnest good nature and boyish naiyevetay. So that moment at around minute six, that's a guy so invested in his work he didn't even notice the wool pulled over his eyes. He is a slave to his craft. It took the wisdom of a Sean, and the trusty fumbling of his squire Brett, to draw Hayes back into the light and out of the hell that is the earwolf ladies restroom, which lets face it, is pretty much the exclusive domain of Lauren lapkus farts. This is the moment of personal liberation, this is Plato's cave, this is Campbell's journey myth, this is all of aesop's fables. This is a boy becoming a man and putting away childish things and all that. Lottamercy.

in that order?

oh wow you really hit me upside the head with the W - T - F when you started in with the whole "Canadian" stuff how do you come up with this?? it's really sharp stuff

i just gotta say, Engineer Brett has come a long, long way from the Equalizer debacle of all the engineers the show is stuck with, he's definitely the least worst

you and what army? oh ya thats right clemdawg nation our pack rolls deep, son. we got clemdawg. we got earwolf manjack. we got ahsley's cute poodle guys and whatever chanson's dog is. and anyone messing wiith bruce reid robinson two in an alley? well, lets just say it's time for din din, and you look like a bowl of pedigree lamb in gravy. ya bish

lol blunt is right. wheres my man cheeba hawk at? who's in for a big blanket pappoose smokeout?? respekt --- i and i, me bless, jah guide --- pullup selector!!

well it's kind of appropriate below my post, actually, because the real bart simpson is at the table behind me every time i type a funny or smart thing into a forum or chatroom, he demonstrates his appreciation (and gets the crowd losing their minds) with a cool dj move, , but with pizzas the main difference is that in real life, today he's not wearing a hat

Sean? Hayes? If you're reading this - I'm here. It's all good! Let's play a fun game, ok? Great! You tell me the name of a person who will be on your show now, Then, I'll say a popcorn gallery question. But the twist is - the popcarn question has to be somehow related to the guest. Categories include Career, Hobbies, Health & Family Wellness, Weather, History, or Misc K I'm all set. Lay a name on

and anyways the whole 'im too old to' is such a cop out. the guy is on stage strumming a guitar and making singing with his voice. but you don't hear how he's too old for that and no 1 is 2 young 4 4loko... it's not like it becomes good or healthy or smart once you hit a certain age. i say, if it's cool to do something when you're 17, it's really very cool if you're already doing it at 12 so this guy in the band was ehhhh, wrong, twice.

did it make you totally three loko?

and he said "I am" I wasn't saying, "Be a Jew, Philip. I was saying Bijou Phillips"

the first few minutes of DC Pierson This is a show.... where we talk about movies, making them, tv, doing it, fiiiiiiilm

Do they do some sort of synchronized lifting regimen? Because it looks to me like they have nearly identical bodies

So did he end up scooting out in the dark, then? Or was he allowed to stay and you had kissy time

So I basically got booted off Facebook because they said my real name wasn't Putsome Jellyonit. Fine, fair enough. I can take that hit. Anyway here's a new screen name for me on Earwolf. Haha Facewolf, or haha also Earbook. Earface! Wolfbook! I love this! Here's what I'd like my avatar to be. It won't let me update my avatar picture. Agata? Help? Cool? Cool!!