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    Episode 134 - Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band

    Well at one point I think there were three hayeses, two engineer joshes and a half dozen klumps
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    Episode 134 - Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band

    put the blood on me
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    Episode 134 - Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band

    who among us is bold enough to introduce someone to handbook - for the first time - with this episode? it would be a fool's errand! it's too late now. the capsule doors are locked shut, the shuttle has launched. these recent seven-layer, episode-within-episode, host-as-guest-as-host-as-guest, engineer-swapped, ice-cold hot-takes, renegade-podcast-turned-insider-looking-in-from-the-outside, two-people-on-one-shoe, scripps-wolfpop-midroll-calvinNhobbes-bestShow-eastcoast-westcoast quantum network entanglement, deadpool-and-midnight-special ACTUAL movie-reviews-not-even-teaser-frozen, "mansplained casper matress" the jukebox musical episodes.. we are now approaching the event horizon. innocent plot threads are becoming unstable isotopes. we are entering the Gemberling multiverse. in space no one can hear you meme. may Tom have mercy on our souls.
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    from the way brett jangles keys, to the way he makes himself physically sick from playing guitar, to the way he sneaks meals from the restaurant for dogs by his house, and is 'dating' a printout of an old buzzfeed article... yeah, you gotta figure he's got a really fucked up way of eating a cookie
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    Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend

    no.... i'm pretty sure that's not it. it has the veneer of an accurate, well-researched and informative explanation. but almost a little too accurate, well-researched and informative, know what i mean? so yah if we were playing Balderdash i'd single this one out as an obvious hoax right away
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    Live VPN Recording of Hollywood Handbook

    was it expensive or something? seems like something brett could rig up next time they 'cast from his man cave
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    I'm a brand new here at HH forums.

    also high, and new to you!
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    VultureFest Live Show

    yo cheeba. i'm on this one, remember? reh-prah-zen-ting the hollyganj handblunt crew wagwan cheeba. wagwan.
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    New Handbook Head

    lol when they're just out of earshot, it's funny to call them the Gaygirl Boys tip: make sure you're not near a pool when you do this
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    Game of Hollywood (Spoiler Warning)

    i guess i dont really get the show. i mean i keep seeing all these thrones, but what's the game?
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    Honlads --- Deh Original Mug Tippah
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    subtext: chanson taught his dog how to butt sniff people
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    have you seen the episode pics lately? i feel like somewhere along the way - getting married maybe, conjuring and then dismembering demons for our amusement in Ash perhaps, growing that beard out most likely - Sean stopped tazzing out and is full on hulking out now
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    chill, dude. it's just a babe on the decks, no big deal. probably has a boyfriend anyway. just relax, stand silently next to cody, and reap the comparative advantage
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    you shut up and give it a ten now. like what, they need to earn that extra 1? shouldnt you have to demonstrate why it isnt a full 10? (hint: you're almost mathematically guaranteed to be ehh wrong)
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    ya honestly, almost sounds like you hate handbook, gollstone as a _real_ fan, i can honestly say that all 132 episodes are in my top 10, and the vast majority are no lower than coming in at number 9. it's called appreciating art correctly. look it up
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    hey yall, check out Zsinjeh's avatar dude's got his mug straight tippin!!
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    pretty sure they don't even do forks at Five Guys. they should have given them "four out of five guys" so that's ehhh, wooosh meanwhile the rating itself is, as you said, ehhh, incorrect
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    Hollywood Handbook Art

    [ Scrappy rookie attorney, desperate for a break during a tough cross examination ] It wasn't a ... Casper mattress ... by any chance... I pray? And remember... You're under Scottish oath
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    Hollywood Handbook Art

    I say make it even bigger yet. Cover the two existing Who Charted posters, then have it fold out, so later on it can cover even more!
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    Hollywood Handbook Art

    Lol I didn't know Eggs's birth name was "Tom"!
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    EPISODE 132 — Annaliese, Our Song Singer

    Oh my lord it's handbook day already, again! Oh sweet heavens it's handbook day again, already! I don't know which way I like better, they both seem true
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    Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend

    Billy Crystal Meth
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    Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend

    Cheeba! Hawkington! What up!! Thanks for the shout out - and a big BKKKAWWWWW to you on this fine-ass four-twenny of a day. hayes and i, we go way back. all the way to my previous account, putsome jellyonit. he added it to his likes even, which if i understand the earwolf forum infrastructure, entitled me to a free sklar themed mug warmer and 15 megabytes of any howl show i wanted. naturally, knowing my luck? my account got dumped before i could cash in. but i have the memories, and they'll keep me as warm as any sklar merch could. meanwhile, just to point out a technicality that will serve no purpose and change nothing in any way, you probably should have just yelled "PG". you know how hayes likes his word games. he probably heard PSGOI and thought "Pauly Shore Googles On Internet". which, thinking back, does help explain hayes'es mood during that episode. glad you made it to that show. youre just the sort of motherfucker the show needs around, keeping things real. reely reel. oh and here comes karma. i just booked more tickets. now we'll try the other coast. w000t ~~jah love~~
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    Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend

    Electric Tie Rack, it's so nice, moving ties from side to side. Electric Tie Rack, it's so nice, rackin up electric ties! Thank you.
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