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  2. Posted

    supp. suppp yall.

     

    i can't think of a better place to put this. -

     

    today i was poking around looking for HH clips

     

    and found this by complete perfect accident

     

    is this not how you feel five minutes deep into a new episode?

     

    when you say to yourself, " oh shit... this is on.. i think they're running tape.. ya this is happening"

     

     

    DJ Bart on the one and two toppings, spin that back

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  6. Posted

    Would like to hear your guys' take on Peyton Manning.

     

    I dont know much about the guy [buuuurp]

     

    Sorry, i've been drinking Budweiser Brand American Lager Beer all day with my buddies [faaaaaart]

     

    Hehe ooops plenty of Papa John's Crazy Cheesy Sauce'em Breadsticks too [uuuulcer]

     

    Dang, ulcer's acting up agin. Maybe some Gatorade Brand Performance Enhancement Sportsugar Beverage will help cool the burn [hemmmoorrraggggeee]

     

    Nah, don't bother calling an ambulance. I got insurance through Nationwide, a sweet deal too, it covers both my Buick Brand Automobile, which I'll be using to drive myself to the hospital, and a solid amount of my internal organs. Wish me luck!

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  8. Posted

    When Hayes sales "ohhhhhhhh" at around the six minute mark...

     

    I think the first 118 episodes were prelude to the perfection of that moment.

     

    Sure he's a writer producer director maven impresario trendsetter jeopardy guy, but Hayes is not the type to "ask too many questions"

     

    And he's particularly susceptible to trickery, given his well established earnest good nature and boyish naiyevetay.

     

    So that moment at around minute six, that's a guy so invested in his work he didn't even notice the wool pulled over his eyes. He is a slave to his craft.

     

    It took the wisdom of a Sean, and the trusty fumbling of his squire Brett, to draw Hayes back into the light and out of the hell that is the earwolf ladies restroom, which lets face it, is pretty much the exclusive domain of Lauren lapkus farts.

     

    This is the moment of personal liberation, this is Plato's cave, this is Campbell's journey myth, this is all of aesop's fables. This is a boy becoming a man and putting away childish things and all that.

     

    Lottamercy.

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  10. Posted

    Sean talking about improvising and making mistakes that you seamlessly weave into the narrative of your story reminded my of a boat.

     

    Oh wait lol i didn't mean to say "a boat".

     

    "a boat" what am I a frigging Canadian?

     

    Imagine a Canadian on a boat and he's all like "what's this all, a boat?" and then no one can tell if he's saying "about" or "a boat". Imagine that on a funny tee.

     

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    chickn's back, baby B)

     

     

    oh wow you really hit me upside the head with the W - T - F when you started in with the whole "Canadian" stuff

     

    how do you come up with this??

     

    it's really sharp stuff

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  12. Posted

    Anyone who thinks this show is better without Sean is a stupid and I will fight them all in an alley.

     

    you and what army?

     

    oh ya thats right

     

    clemdawg nation

     

    our pack rolls deep, son. we got clemdawg. we got earwolf manjack. we got ahsley's cute poodle guys and whatever chanson's dog is.

     

    and anyone messing wiith bruce reid robinson two in an alley? well, lets just say it's time for din din, and you look like a bowl of pedigree lamb in gravy. ya bish

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  14. Posted

    well it's kind of appropriate below my post, actually, because the real bart simpson is at the table behind me

     

    every time i type a funny or smart thing into a forum or chatroom, he demonstrates his appreciation (and gets the crowd losing their minds) with a cool dj move,

    , but with pizzas

     

    the main difference is that in real life, today he's not wearing a hat

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  15. Posted

    Sean? Hayes? If you're reading this - I'm here. It's all good!

     

    Let's play a fun game, ok? Great!

     

    You tell me the name of a person who will be on your show now,

     

    Then, I'll say a popcorn gallery question.

     

    But the twist is - the popcarn question has to be somehow related to the guest.

     

    Categories include Career, Hobbies, Health & Family Wellness, Weather, History, or Misc

     

    K I'm all set. Lay a name on

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  16. Posted

    ALSO their banter is really bad it's usually just

    "this is a song we wrote when chase was too young to drink 4 loko and i was already too old to drink 4 loko"

     

     

     

    and anyways the whole 'im too old to' is such a cop out. the guy is on stage strumming a guitar and making singing with his voice. but you don't hear how he's too old for that

     

    and no 1 is 2 young 4 4loko... it's not like it becomes good or healthy or smart once you hit a certain age.

     

    i say, if it's cool to do something when you're 17, it's really very cool if you're already doing it at 12

     

    so this guy in the band was ehhhh, wrong, twice.

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  21. Posted

    smfh dixon u i gave your post a pity like cause it wasnt working on mobile and i just laughed at you and a lot of interesting people were there and we all had a really good honest moment of joy and laughter at your expense my friend even turned to me and said "wow this guy dixon is a dumb motherfucker" and everyone there agreed and then my other friend who is normally the voice of reason said like "well he did try and im sure it works on ur laptop" and we all kind of sat for a moment on that comment then i jumped in and said "yea but im on the mobile version and its not working so really guy?? really? you want to call me out in front of these people??!!" hes all "but but but im sorry i dont even know the guy idk what i was thinking" im like "sit down and get the fuck out" and hes all confused im like "let me clarify you sassy mouth, sit on the floor, and scoot your sorry ass out of here" and he looks up at me from the floor and hes all "at least im not dixon" and we start laughing so hard we start going into our comedy rage zone where destroying things makes us laugh harder and rage stronger so we start smashing lamps and light fixtures really any source of light because we want it real dark and once its pitch black we can finally calm down and return to our human forms and we all take a deep breath and in unison shout at the top of our lungs "DIXON IS DUMB!" :P

     

    So did he end up scooting out in the dark, then?

     

    Or was he allowed to stay and you had kissy time

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  22. Posted

    Good news everyone! I finally pieced together all of your favorite sound clips from the show that you sent me, and made our very own official HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK SOUNDBOARD.

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    It says "Click to hear all your favorite HH moments!"

     

    1) I clicked, nothing happened

    2) I clicked again, I heard exactly one favorite HH moment

    3) I clicked another time, same as the first click (no moments heard)

    4) Last click, gotta go check the goulash on the stove, only one additional favorite HH moment played

     

    So, maybe edit it to say "Click on a few different spots to hear a single favorite HH moment each time"

     

    Otherwise pretty slick!

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  23. Posted

    So I basically got booted off Facebook because they said my real name wasn't Putsome Jellyonit.

     

    Fine, fair enough. I can take that hit.

     

    Anyway here's a new screen name for me on Earwolf. Haha Facewolf, or haha also Earbook. Earface! Wolfbook! I love this!

     

    Here's what I'd like my avatar to be. It won't let me update my avatar picture. Agata? Help?

     

     

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    Cool?

     

    Cool!!

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