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  1. Strange, I bought this movie on iTunes years ago and it isn't on their store anymore. It isn't available in the US for whatever reason. It isn't available for streaming on Amazon either. Did Neil Breen fight to have it removed from all streaming sites or something forcing everyone to buy it from his crappy website?
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    Episode 226 - Body of Evidence: LIVE!

    Classic lines from Ebert's .5 star review.
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    Emoji Movie (2017)

    [media=''] [/media] Right now it has 0% of RT. I repeat 0%. 0 fresh 22 rotten. It is being called "The Poochie of movies".
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    Unforgettable (2017)

    It's an erotic thriller starring Katherine Heigi playing a crazy sociopath stalker. I haven't seen it yet, but I've heard this is one crazy batshit movie. [media=''] [/media]
  5. I drove me crazy how little Lili Taylor and David Duchovny seemed to care about their daughter. They took their daughter's absence so lightly that I almost forgot she was a character sometimes. They should both be heartbroken that their daughter was so close yet so far away. I also don't get why both of them just assumed that their daughter would come back one day as if it was a given. Should Lili Taylor just decide what college her daughter is going to? What happens when their daughter gets back? She'll be in a major she never wanted! Lili Taylor was so careless with her daughter's life it was crazy!
  6. How about this horrible romantic drama starring two people with no chemistry and look like they could be siblings? Did I mention that John Travolta's character name is this is Strip? [media='']https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTh9Bvqhdl8[/media]
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    Episode 185 - Adore

    It would help if this movie had more than twenty minutes of dialogue and that is a generous estimation.
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    Episode 185 - Adore

    Any idea what the fight where the boys almost killed each other was about? It happened randomly and was never mentioned again.
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    Episode 179 - Second Sight: LIVE!

    Anyone else thought that Bobby was a girl at first? That long hair really threw me off.
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    Episode 174 - Jason X: LIVE!

    Holy crap, they made four novels based off of Jason X. They aren't cheap either. They are at least 50+ on eBay each.
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    Episode 173 - Virtuosity: LIVE!

    Another question, how in the world does the prison staff deal with the constant paper the inmates throw down from their cells? That must be a nightmare to clean up.
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    Emoji Movie (2017)

    Thank God Dunkirk beat this at the box office this weekend. Hail Nolan!
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    Episode 165 - Ninja Terminator: LIVE!

    So it has been established that the Ninja Statue thing makes your arms and body immune to damage, but what about the legs? If the statute grants you complete invulnerability, shouldn't it contain the whole body and not just arms and torso?
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    The Devil Inside (2012)

    They should do this movie just for their reaction to the ending alone.
  15. 175 million budget and it only made 15.4 million opening weekend in the US and has a 26% on RT. It's a medieval epic no one wanted or asked for. The studio wanted this to start a six film franchise with the possibility of spinoffs. Like Gods of Egypt, it's a disaster in every way. A perfect choice for the show I think. [media=''] [/media]
  16. So, what is Celeste exactly? Is she an energy being, a humanoid, or a snake thing like Bag? Is she mortal at the end or not? Also, why did no one notice Celeste's spaceship landing in front of the party? That house had huge glass windows and many people were facing that way when it landed.
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    The Circle (2017)

    From what I understand, it is a confusing mess with no real direction and a tone that goes all over the place. Shame, I was interested in this movie.
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    Episode 160 - The Lake House: LIVE!

    Can someone make a gif of the horrible kiss at the end? I sorta missed it. I'm happy they addressed the fact that no one in this movie used time travel for personal gain or tried to use it to help someone. Drove me crazy. That was the first thing I thought of. I'm glad they mentioned Early Edition. I completely forgot about that show. Personally, I don't think the dog was behind the magical mailbox. It was obviously Global Warming.
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    Episode 159.5 - Minisode 159.5

    VUDU has it available for rent at 2.99. Don't buy this movie. I promise you that you will regret it.
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    Episode 159.5 - Minisode 159.5

    Lake House is next level bonkers and I am glad they are going to do it. It will certainly be more interesting to talk about then watch. Did anyone notice how many times someone talks about Global Warming in this movie? Seriously. I think it's mentioned at least 20 times. Did Al Gore co-write this movie?
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    1941 (1979)

    This would be a great choice for the podcast. It one of those movies has so much talent in it, yet it somehow goes horribly wrong.
  22. Did anyone else catch that before the priest died, he prayed and admitted to God that he molested boys? Something like that. He also admitted to quite a few other things as well. I guess in the eyes of the filmmakers, Catholic Priest = Child molester and hypocrite. Anyone have any idea what the hell this is supposed to symbolize? My best guess is that this is like Evangelion and the movie just throws in religious symbolism to look cool regardless of how much sense it actually makes.
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    Dancin' It's On! (2015)

    Yes! This is the Troll 2 of dancing movies! I loved this movie. Plus it is directed by David Winters the director of Space Mutiny!
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    I'm surprised they didn't talk about Alex Proyas's(The director) meltdown over the bad reviews this movie got. He called film critics 'diseased vultures'. Pretty hilarious.
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    Episode 137 - The Avengers: LIVE!

    Batman and Robin(1997), Avengers(1998), and Wild Wild West(1999). So I guess there was an ill conceived trend to revive old tv shows from the 60's on the big screen in the late 90s. Oddly enough, Batman and Robin seems to be the faithful of the bunch and the most enjoyable(?).
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