There was something so specifically familiar/ever-so-off about this movie that I just couldn't put my finger on... and I finally realized what it is. I feel like a lot of the "Teen Witch" script might have been inspired by one afternoon of eavesdropping on a group of kindergarten girls "playing high school" during recess. Seriously, put any scene of the movie into that context and suddenly A LOT of it suddenly makes perfect sense: "OK, we're in the girls' locker room, so we're dancing and wearing purple leotards and practicing our 'cheer'! It goes: 'I LIKE BOYS!!! I LIKE BOYS!!! I LIKE BOYS!!!'" "Now we are in a class about SEX! So we all have to say: 'CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!!!!'" "I'm a witch now!!! I went into this house and a witch told me that I have witch powers too, and, I'm going to marry my crush!!!" "A GROSS boy BURPS on me! And then later he yells, 'Wanna smoke SOME WEED?!?' And he drives a car like THIS: 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'" There are truly too many other examples to share, esp. on a first post, esp. this late after the ep! But, I just had to share this conspiracy theory... because I believe in it that much.