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We're all just nerds who love movies. In no way have i been looking into how much you could make annually if you owned a strip club and where in the U.S you would see the most money . It's a $ 5 billion industry. According to one article I read a mid-sized club can generate $15,000-$20,000 in revenue on a Saturday night. But seriously you guys we should buy a fucking stripclub. It can be hard work for the dancers but with good mangers (which I would hope we would be. As a feminist myself I would demand we treat them kindly and fairly. ) I know for a fact you can make fucking BANK as a dancer. You can have your costumes and shoes count as a tax deductible as well as all make up and beauty stuff and tans ( and at least in in one documented case I found, plastic surgery.) Some clubs make you tip out and pay the house which I'm not sure i would be comfortable doing but it depends. ( Should I be saving this shit for the Striptease episode?)

What about buying a stack of those visa gift cards at a bunch of stores? Then could you use those cards as a debit card of sorts to do things like buy a boat or maybe even buy a plane ticket ( of course you would have to get yourself a damn good set of fake documents but i feel like if your going to rob someplace of millions you would do this. And with Maggie's ATF background she should know where to go for some fake ID's) to say... the Cayman Islands or maybe Panama to get yourself set up money wise then fly to the non-extradition country of your choice. I would suggest the UAE ( plus my uncle teaches English there so I figure I have would have a viable reason to be in the country ) because rich shady assholes go over there to blow their millions all the time. The only problem is you must work or go to school ( or I assume be married to an Emirati the tiny fraction of the population who is actually from the country) to live there. You still can live there you just have to go over the fucking border to Oman (also non extradition ) every few months to get your passport / status updated which my uncle had to do with my cousin when he turned 18. Andorra is a really nice tiny principality landlocked between France and Spain and is another option I would consider as are Montenegro, the Maldives, and Croatia. Once in the Middle east/ Asia/ Europe it is so much easier to hop around too with train travel and who would think twice about an American exchanging money at one of those money machines? I found this handy little article on some of the best places to flee t should we all rise up and get that money laundering scheme in place : http://nomadcapitalist.com/2013/06/03/the-best-non-extradition-countries-to-be-invisible/

I mean Clearly this is what this message board was built for! Bad Movies and Badass crimes

I personally would try to live a lowish profile lifestyle. I would try to travel around maybe road trip my way through Canada or Mexico along the way IDK. Try to keep a small slush fund on you but never TOO MUCH and while traveling stop at diners and coffee houses and stuff and ask for change after your meal/order. Always leave a nice tip and move on to the next stop. Do it at gas stations too. That would help you sort of get started. Maybe come up with an identity of some kind of person who would travel for work. With prepaid visa cards and gift cards you can buy at grocery stores now you could buy a few in ever new town load them with cash then move on. Use them dump them, buy more in a new place start over. But I'm starting to think the strip club and casino idea might be the best for off loading massive amounts of cash though.

If this freak MUST have his PBJ couldn't he just embrace his weirdness and buy those horrific sandwich in a cans?

What about ATMs They now take cash deposits. Couldn't you also use those to help you move some of your money and get clean cash back in return? Clearly only small chunks of of it once you had established yourself but would that help you? Also you would want to buy in businesses that dealt mostly in cash or make one of your id's a person with a cash based business . A car wash would actually be perfect for that.

Another really great show that describes money laundering is Leverage (which is an excellent show about thieves and is way more fun than this piece of shit yet is somehow executive produced by Dean Deviln the guy who made GEOSTORM) In an episode they talk about how gyms make PERFECT money laundering operations because people will naturally buy a membership... then not go. So it makes sense for them to have more "clients" and membership fees than they really do if anyone comes sniffing around. They were trying to entice the bad guy to leave his money with them. I love this show far more than is reasonable and know far too much about each episode than is healthy. I'm proud I didn't go off the rails... (which is funny because they reroute a train in this episode. I tried . OK I TRIED)

Will is the Creator of Geostorm! They use all that money to build the first Geostorm machine

Will is the Creator of Geostorms!

I mean I was at the show and I DEF did not actually buy this garbage movie. I probably have 1,000 new viruses on my computer but there was no way I was paying for this.

WHAT IF THE HURRICANE IS THEIR MOTHER?! Clearly Hurricane Mom and their father were going through a NASTY divorce and she just snapped. OR he had stolen their children from their Stormland Dreamhouse (I assume somewhere in Florida because where else would someone be fucked up enough to have two children with a hurricane ) moved to this shitty small town to hide from her and raise his children as best he can. He prays that by forcing them to become obsessed with mundane human thing like football they will inherit his humanity and will never become the StormGods they were meant to be. They fled Hurricane Mom when the children were mere tots and so the older one is the only one who really has any pull towards the weather so he becomes a meteorologist (much to his dead fathers horror I am sure). And as you mentioned it's why Breeze is affected by Operation Desert Storm to go to Afghanistan (also maybe because subconsciously he knows there's no way a hurricane can get to him there. ) However when the two find themselves stuck in another hurricane OF COURSE their mother is gong to do what any mother would! She is going to make sure her boys are looked after! She's even nice enough to not hurt that new Lady Friend (who could become more if she nudges them in the right direction? Mom was trying to play match maker!) of her son's! Honestly the real hero of this movie is Hurricane Mom

I need a list like the AFI Top 100. "The June's" or "Recognized by June Diane Raphael " OR it be like the Canne film award The June's with fancy little palm fronds around it. Please someone with skills make up a coveted June Award symbol for this movie poster.

Does this mean the Storm can be reasoned with? if they gave it a proper offering could it have spared this town?

I fully agree. Super sexy and the fact that he has come around to the Huflepuff love... I'm here for it

So did Will and Breeze end up in like foster care after their dad is killed? Do they have a mother? Was she also killed by a storm monster? I kind of want to see a new version of this film where the storm monster takes them in and raises them.

YES!!!!!!! I was able to go to see the shows in Chicago (my first live shows and they were AMAZING) and when they started talking about Skull Cloud I was kind of shocked no one sitting next to me called down an usher to get the crazy lady who was angrily muttering about Death Eaters away from them as fast as possible.

I had the most AMAZING time at the shows and it was well worth the 5 hour train ride. (smi free spoilers) I'm dying to see the world plastered in tshirts that will come from the Blues Brothers 2000 episode.

I might have been obsessed with the Joise and the Pussycats movie soundtrack as a ten year old. I honestly thought it was the coolest thing since sliced bread. For a whole summer I would listen to it obsessively on my discman.

As a single woman this sounds like something out of horror story.

I may have played it like 4 times today and it might now be one of my new favorite songs

I don''t know why but Elon Musk just emits a sad and annoying energy to me. I do not care for his face

I'd like to add that Alexander the Great was dead at 32 and he conquered most of the classical world so... the fact that I felt proud of myself for showering and ordering groceries the other day might be just a *tad* pathetic.

It will do for now. I have to admit I can't hear this song without thinking of Gob from Arrested Development

Claire kind of reminds me a bit of several of the Warhol Superstars who were just sort of around at the Factory and were in several of Andy Warhol's films but who i personally don't think of as very talented artists. I think Clair just sort of dabbled in anything and everything she found interesting be it painting, break dancing, singing whatever. I feel like Donald might have tried to maybe keep that kind of vibe going collecting interesting art people to be interesting and fun to be around. I could definitely see him trying to be a apart of that scene in the 60's and 70's when it was at its peak. I have no idea why I'm over analyzing a person who had like maybe 10 words total in this whole shitfest of a movie other than the fact I have a sinus infection and have forgotten what it's like to breathe so you guys get to see my Donald headcanons because why the fuck not.

I swear to god my mother had that outfit without the graffiti on it and with sleeves and buttons.