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To draw attention to that sweet sweet chest hair and show off how svelte his waist is. Duh.

I would see that version of Othello. I now NEED to see that version of Othello. Please someone out there make a version Othello or really any Shakespeare play using shitty Christian rock and youtube captions. In fact I will take any shitty "rock" bands from the early 2000's in that weird Nickleback / Creed style. I'm sure you could get Creed if you promised them $20 and lunch. I guess in 2009 they went on tour and in one city tickets sold for 75 CENTS so ...

I mean if it helps there's always next time sport. unless something horrific happens of course.

I mean I agree on some points. I would also like to add to your thing that Chilly really had no sway in this organization. He's just one of acts in this club it looks like. Sure he becomes popular and can thus request things but that's all they are: requests. At the end of the day what these kids don't seem to understand is Chilly is now part of a company.. He has a boss. Also, sure he could have asked them to use his friends sure but when we look at the stuff he's performing for the club it's not really break dancing is it? Almost all his back up dancers are doing some kind of modern dance. And doesn't at least one act mainly feature women? The worst thing I think Chilly does isn't abandoning his friend's it's selling the name Body Nation and doing it so blasély Like he clearly knew what copyright meant and he knew none of his friends had it so he knew it was fine to steal as he assured Terrance. Like that's fucking cold man.

Did no one else find it weird that there were two songs in this movie with the title Body Rock in them? Both of them are asking me to let my body rock. And you would think that this one would be the theme song for the movie because it talks about break dancing: This one just wants my body to talk to them tonight(while they seem to be wearing their Nana's entire jewelry box): I can only assume that the second one was already popular? Was this a big hit? I don't think I've ever really heard it before but it also sounds like such an 80's song I feel like I somehow have known it my whole life.

Oh shit your right. Perhaps Magick WAS the magic in this film all along... It's probably a good thing there were no magicians in this film anyway they tend to be insufferable pricks and if Chilly were to steal that talent he would become the Thanos of duchebags

I mean Chilly looked like a hobo mummy whose was wrapped with any stray bits of fabric they could find. Also Welcome Back!

Oh right! i thought they had moved in together. That makes way more sense.

Ok so is Chilly living with Shelia from a Chorus Line ( this is the only name I will ever call her)? He gets locked out of her apartment right? So if he's living with her how the fuck does Darlene not know hes cheating on her? that's a fucking open loft. There's no way he can excuse all her clothes. I mean yes I've already ranted about his love of women's clothing which, fine you do you Chiily. But I think chilly draws the line at women's dresses. Besides which they aren't even the same size. Like Darlene HAS to notice this shit when she comes over. Unless they only fuck at her place? WHERE SHE LIVES WITH HER PARENTS AND BROTHER. What kind of a monster does that- wait never mind Chilly is exactly the kind of monster who would have sex in someone's tiny apartment while their parents are home. Of course he is. I spent the first half of the moving thinking he was homeless sleeping on their couch I should't be surprised by this revelation .(Legitimately half my notes for the first 40 minutes are about him being a gross hobo . I had a whole theory.) Not that all hobos are are soulless and inconsiderate as Chilly.

Oh totally. Which is why it's such a weird thing. Like compared to the very really very awful visceral hatred and prejudice we see committed against people of color in America and other countries (but really America seems always to be at the top when it comes to racism. Let's face it, we're great at being hateful and intolerant no matter the decade.) the idea of white European minorities facing discrimination is so weird to me. I don't know much about it other than seeing an article years ago and honestly I think it's more nationalism and general xenophobia then racism exactly? Not that those things are better, but it's a weird subject. I fully agree Luigi is whiter than overcooked penne

YES THANK YOU! There's no way Magick would have been able to get in the club, they would have had to sneak him in. You have to be at least 18 to tend bar / work in a night club in New York. Also i think there's some kind of rule for 21 and under's not being able to work past 9 pm in places that serve booze? Plus child labor laws ... not that these assholes care about child labor laws .

Ok so the ONLY good transformation about Chilly (Chili?) is that during the sex scene with Shelia from A Chorus Line he's clearly had a FULL body wax. Gone is the sweater from the beginning in the movie. It's the only good thing he does in the whole film. Also can we talk about how Chili is full on wearing women's clothes? The outfit he wears for the meeting with Terrence at the start when he's looking for a manager is a woman's blouse with the sleeves cut off that he's left unbuttoned, blue women's silk (some kind of a crepe fabric?) slacks and what looks like a woman's red belt. His leather boots that look like leather studded Uggs which he wears when strutting down the street like an insane person high off his ass on coke look like women's shoes from the time. There were a couple more but I'm half asleep right now

Of course Folgers's is in this movie. Of course the coffee famous for an incest Christmas commercial would be in a movie where a brother is (not so ) low key clearly into his sister

Well doesn't his friend actually tell him to go with them? One of his friends says and I quote " You better check that shit out dude!" The rapper says it I.I couldn't remember a single name in this movie I was so overwhelmed by the bad fashion I could only take in their job descriptions . I'm still pissed they said one of them did magic and YET I SAW NO MAGIC. NOTHING NOT EVEN A QUARTER OUT OF AN EAR

From my understanding of things in Europe this is a thing. People who come from the "wrong" European countries like Greece, Romania, and a lot of Eastern European countries. Apparently in England there was a survey done in 2014 and 71% of the Polish migrants had suffered or knew someone who ha suffered some form of verbal or physical abuse or at the hands of someone British. It's very complicated form of racism because they aren't seen as ... not white. They are white but it's more like in the 19th century America and the immense hated/ discrimination against Irish and Italian immigrants. They were seen as white and were probably treated better than a person of actual color but they were still seen as less than and looked down upon because of derogatory beliefs held about them based on their place of birth.

It's like midnight and my cat just woke up because i had such a visceral reaction to this image. I just said in such a strained voice it must sound like I found out something horrific happened to a beloved family member "Oh. Oh no. oh GOD NO. " I was so distressed by this act of duchery I woke the cat up.

Oh no I fully was coming to comment about that. It's ... a lot even by 80's standards.

His website is called Masterpoeisback.com I need to know where exactly he went so I may avoid those places.

Alright with this talk of Die Hard two I need to know: Who does better naked Tai Chi William Sadler or Jason Mantzoukas? (Also yes Paul its Gigi-tastic)

Totally random but to Sara (Sarah?) whose boyfriend wants to propose to her: I don;t know what your boyfriend likes but have you thought about maybe a really nice watch? or if you DO want to do a ring there are some pretty cool looking rings for guys that aren't like just basic wedding bands. He could wear it on his ring finger until the wedding and maybe then move it to his other ring finger? Whatever you choose good luck to you guys ! I'm SUCH a sucker for all these HDTGM happy life stories!

Clearly any and all Dragon Sound songs from Miami Connection!

How have I never heard of this? i can't wait!

I thought I was a Ravenclaw for the longest time since I am the kind of person who will go on Wikipedia/ scholarly paper binges for fun but I would die surrounded by all those overachievers. The fact that I was just saying "Yes! Exactly!!!" so emphatically it woke the cat (and then apologized to said cat. Who happens to be named Albus though I did not name him) to everything you just wrote might be the most Hufflepuff thing I've ever done.

Ok I just realized something: Why did Lena's second forgetting spell break? Was it because he crossed over the town line? (which I think was implied by the movie) Didn't Len know that was his dream to move out of town? Wasn't that precisely what she wanted for him? She made that big voice about wanting him to live and explore the world or whatever. Did it break because he left town or because he was moving too far from her, or because he was by the sign where he took her? She knew her first spell broke so why did't she try to make sure this one was stronger? Or did she just expect him to stay in Gatlin forever? Did she not even bother to double check this spell? She's supposed to be this super strong witch if she can't even get a simple forgetting spell right I don't know how powerful she really is. Unless she wanted him to remember her? In which case Damn girl that is one way to mess with your ex. Furthermore if i were Ethan I would be SO pissed off. Not only has my girlfriend (by now my EX girlfriend) fucked with my mind once SHE'S DONE IT MULTIPLE TIMES. Who knows what else she's done! I would never be able to get over that . This is some straight up Willow/ Tara Season 6 shit. Also Why was Amma ok with it the second time around? Did Lena magic her memory too this time?

As a Hufflepuff this makes me very sad. EMBRACE IT JASON WE ARE THE BEST HOUSE WE ARE RIGHT NEXT TO KITCHENS BITCH I like how proximity to snacks is how I determine the best house. (this is not true I have thought long and hard about this and could write a book on each house but for me the ability to be not dead because of whatever tomfoolery Harry Potter is up to, be full of food and able to actually get in my common room without having a nervous breakdown over a riddle / being surrounded by other people who are equally as high strung as I am in a place that I suspect would have very good nap spots is very important. )