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100%! And in a special pocket!!! Why would you even bring your real passport?!? It's the equivalent of "Oh I can't come out to play my mom says I'm grounded"

This is UPSETTING. i just ate McDonald's I already don't feel good. I feel UNWELL now.

But as mentioned on this podcast he is the one Danny Trejo fears most. Plus he's related to the superior Cusack Joan. And not to toot my pop punk past but he has a pretty decent Fall Out Boy song written after him... Like that first album of their's was really good and I cannot stress how much I miss their original sound but I'm getting off topic. Does this make him a good actor? No but it DOES make him vaguely interesting.

I'm so excited!!!

Oh he is 100% soft. She also totally spilled tequila on him as someone in the Facebook group mentioned. That can't be pleasant

My favorite part of the movie was the reason those guys left the restroom. It was because " I can't pee in front of an audience ". I love how supportive his buddy was of that. Like of course you can't bro!

So I don't know if it was my Netflix subtitles but it said that the Finnish guys were speaking German. Was that a nod to say they weren't really Finnish or was Netflix just drunk or did the movie just not bother to have the actors to speak Finnish? I hate this movie

Welcome! And I'm so sorry you had to see this movie. It personally made me feel physically unwell. Also yeah seeing a black woman be hung was awful I had to skip the who scene

Oh that little girl was wearing an entire Limited Too and I would have loved it as a kid. The early 2000's were a dark time

I will be billing you for next week's therapy session

The Monticello website actually has a fact check about how Thomas Jefferson never shot anyone on the White House lawn and that the only source for that rumor is this movie! It's now called the Rodney Cox myth. https://www.monticello.org/site/research-and-collections/execution-white-house-lawn

This movie was a crime against style. No one looked good. Travolta has that landing strip on his face, side highlights, AND A BERET . He goes on about how "clothes make the man" while he's out here looking like a Men's Warehouse reject. High Jackman is playing golf in a bright orange loincloth and has the shittiest earring I ever did see. Poor Halle Berry looks like THAT (IS a goddess not of this world) and they put her in the most God awful fabrics known to man. That blue blousey number?! Did the costume designer just hate everyone on set? I'm not even going to touch on the daughter's clothes

Or put nutella on it like god intended!

This was like a knock off DVD of an episode of Leverage and honestly I loved every stupid second.

Ok so it's been days but I cannot get over g Demi Moore's CURSED bathroom! What . Is. HAPPENING?! The carpet!!! In a bathroom?!?! That alone is a sin against God and all that is holy and good in this world. But it keeps getting weirder. The very oddly sized looking sofa just... Sitting there? In the middle of the room? The LIFE SIZE JOAN OF ARC STATUE THAT SITS IN THE CORNER OVER THE TUB! I'm sorry I love Joan as much as the next feminist but I don't feel safe with a giant statue staring down at me while I'm naked in the bath! Not only is it creepy I'm now terrified that it's somehow going to fall into the bathtub on top of me. Because I'm insane. Ditto the chandelier. I've seen Phantom of the Opera. And then there's a creepy you monkey shoved into the rock wall by the toilet and I'm not entirely convinced that it isn't responsible for this cursed nightmare room. https://www.buzzfeed.com/marissamuller/demi-moore-house-photos-bathroom

I hate that as a child they were legitimately my favorite band. It was a close call but they beat out the Spice Girls. Try telling a class full of 4th graders that The Barenaked Ladies are your favorite band when you're Student of the Week. It's just a mess of awkward giggles and screams at the words naked lady. You have completely lost your audience! No one even wants to hear about your Beanie Babie collection! And it was impressive( due to parental guilt at having to travel an obscene amount) !

I think it just kept growing? Like I think he did cut it

Was no one else Concerned that Suze put a RAW EGG in her smoothie concoction and tried to feed it to Michael in the morning at the star of the movie?! She claims ghosts exactly how her mom made it!

Also didn't it end near a wet street? It looked like she was near a puddle. The sugar would have melted in it even if they had kept going!

Clearly the homeless brother was so wracked with guilt by their past crimes and indiscretions he turned to drink and became a hard core alcoholic to deal with his PTSD.

How on earth did the Signore even get a teaching position with the list bullshit the principal rambled off?! He's been thrown out of two schools, forged famous paintings, and changed his identity 4 times! Do we think this means he's I arrested before and is a known felon? He has to have been right? This guy definitely has served time. Or has he just always managed to be two steps ahead of the cops? Either way he's got to have investigations open on him and his various identities! WHY DID SHE NOT DO A BACKGROUND CHECK BEFORE HIRING THIS GUY?! If she could find all this out why didn't she at least check him out during a trial period at least! The way it's stated in the movie it sounds like she decided to get this background check done fairly recently, so this must have all been either very public information , this principle has friends in Interpol (I don't know what Canadians have in liue of the FBI), Or she needs to quit her job and open up a detective agency because she's just That Good!

Sorry I have a LOT of thoughts about this movie. It was just Too Much. I'm Forever Changed

Ok butI feel like the Signore was teaching a valid point in his art class that day. Not that you shouldn't have imagination, but that today's lesson was Realism or the study of figure drawing . I don't know much about art so maybe I'm wrong but I feel like there is indeed a time and place for painting/ drawing what is truly there and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think it's a valid lesson but The Signore is obviously an awful teacher.

Ok that mom 100% is leaving that alcoholic dad! He had some kind bed upstairs because he's clearly too sloshed to make it down the stairs after he paints his shitty paintings. Let's be real here he spends most of the time up there drinking. I'm willing to concede *maybe* the mom's dad died and she may even be in Australia to sell the house, but that's just to get a nest egg going to start her new life! Probably in Australia because if I were her I'd want to be as far away from that dysfunction as possible. It's clear from the way Suze acts she's been in this mom role for a while and is used to caring for her dad. Because he's a fucking disaster and can barely function. He needs help. Suze is The only thing holding this family together. The mom has been checked out for a WHILE. Maybe she's having her midlife crisis and is secretly Eat Pray Loving . I don't know. I just know that the children know something is clearly wrong. My mom used to work as a quality auditor in blood banking and would travel around the country for a week every other week. I get missing your mom. But I wouldn't be angry and resentful that my sister was wearing her robe. It's clearly because they know something is wrong, there is tension there. There is a fear that she won't come back. I know that international phone calls are pricey but if your child suddenly had a weird unknown medical condition wouldn't you let him call his mother? Unless you had a very contentious relationship OR SHE WAS GETTING READY TO DIVORCE YOU AND YOU WERE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THE START OF A SEPARATION! I'm telling you the reason the dad hates Connie is because he mentioned how bad their marriage is because that kid would. The scene after the mom gets in the house after they all settle down is going to start with her telling the kids she has to sit them down and have a talk.

I was genuinely terrified that there was going to a scene where they made magic paint brushes from magic growing pubes. I truly had the fear of God in me.