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I love my friends children dearly and would take a but given sufficient funds (and sadly its smaller than I would like to admit) I would punt them all like footballs if given a chance. Granted I have a feeling so would their parents. Kids are great but my god are they assholes sometimes. I feel like I owe every adult who I every encountered before the age of 19 an apology

I never ever want children i just want to be that weird old rich lady with a bunch of cats in the ramshackle mansion the neighborhood kids think is a witch.

joel_rosenbaum, on 04 April 2018 - 11:10 AM, said: Looks like Danny from Bloodline to meL: I know at least 4 women with this exact look down to what I can only assume is a Newport Light though their hairdo's are a bit more crunchy and poofy.

Oh no I fully feel they should NOT have married I just helped slap together a shotgun wedding for a poor 17 year old I didn't know (without knowing said person was 17 and pregnant until AFTER the wedding when I really put my foot in it) Why they had to get married I will never know. I did think it was a weird crazy shit show that only my two friends showed up to decorate the church and this bride didn't know how to hold a bouquet , and the "best man" wore fucking baggy jeans and a hoodie. But knowing it was a shotgun wedding everything makes sense now. A sad depressing kind of sense but sense.

Just found out Robin Wright may have gotten married over Christmas to her boyfriend. This is somewhat interesting because he's apparently at least 20 years younger than her according to another podcast I listen to that's dedicated to interesting women ages 50 and over. According to Lady Watch I guess Robin has a Thing for hot younger men . Which like... Get. It. Girl. Maybe she felt drawn to the script because I'm sure she's felt disapproval from some people in the public or maybe even in her family? Maybe she just wanted to go lie on a raft for a while. God knows I would.

It's like the stripper sloth shower curtain debacle all all over again. The shower curtain in question. It has been pointed out during a skype chat with a group of friends the only way to make this shower curtain actually seem sexy/ obscene is by giving the sloth clothes like a pair of short shorts , a pair of heels maybe some fishnets and bra or something. The fact the sloth is naked makes it actually seem more wholesome. Either way now the world knows a sloth stripper shower curtain is a thing and it's GLORIOUS.

Make sure you mention his cuckold status. Men love that from my experience. Also full disclosure I misread IMDB as IBS and was very concerned and confused that somehow IBS either ages you or that it's become so evil it now forces your bowels to snitch on you. The last thing I need is my persnickety intestines and other organs giving out secret information.

Also going from your point about not blaming someone for not being "smart" enough ... like this is his best friends mother and the women he has told his wife is like a second mother to him. I would NEVER in a million years think m partner was cheating on me with the person they call their second mother.

To be fair the one son did not plan to have his child. From my understanding his child and eventual wife is the result of an unplanned pregnancy. I will personally never understand why people feel like they need to get married and have a child in those situations. There are a variety of options to that kind of thing. Like even if you both decide to keep and raise the child you don't HAVE to be married. A family friend's son had this happen and instead of getting married they decided to just keep going like they were and have been together for like 10 years or something. Also does any child really deserve to be put in the situation of their parents cheating?

Oh interesting I wonder why one made more than the other.

To b fair I only saw clips and I was recovering from food poisoning plus I suffer from Blandly Attractive Face Blindness. Pretty much anyone on the cw and any dc/ marvel whatever tv shows are interchangeable to me.

Can we talk about how attractive these women are? Like not just normal movie pretty . Robin Wright is down right stunning and Naomi Watts doesn't look so bad herself. Like of course you gave birth to a gods woman look at yourself! YOU'RE A GODDESSES! I mean yes it makes sense that they feel shocked that their son's friend might want to sleep them but more because it's a kid they've pretty much raised since birth and maybe less with the fact they are old and undesirable which is what I felt like the film was implying. Like look at these two ancient old ladies! Shocking these hot bros want to sleep with them isn't it?! With much less emphasis on the incestual issues of the relationship. Honestly it seemed like the women's biggest issues with their relationships with each other's son's was the fact they were older and that would make their lovers eventually lose interest, not that they were sleeping with men whom they had helped raise. Like no. Fuck that. Even this idea that these men would lose interest because their partners were older is ridiculous for these characters to have. Look at them. These women are drop dead BEAUTIFUL. Just because they are over the age of 28 it doesn't make them less desirable or worthy of love because of that. Outside of the age difference they don't really seem to have any issues with their relationships. In fact out side of these weird incest lite relationships the seem to have pretty great lives (? Like they seem to spend all their time on the beach or that raft. I couldn't handle this film and only watched clips so feel free to call me out on this or anything) I get that in Hollywood women aging is seeing as a sin. The moment a woman stops looking like a baby she's thrown a way for a newer shinier embryo. But something tells me these women probably would have a bit more confidence and wouldn't have called off their "amazing" (creepy ) affairs because they thought their lover would leave them for being old.

I mean I tried so hard to watch it and just... could not do it. I just had an icky feeling in my stomach the whole time . Of course I was getting over food poisoning so that didn't help . I manged to just watch clips of the most important scenes after reading the plot on Wikipedia and I had your exact problem. I just assumed it was because I only watched clips but it looks like a lot of people had trouble with it too. Everyone looked the same to me. The only person I could tell was the same was Robin Wright but that's probably because I've been in love with her since I saw the Princess Bride.

If movies and tv have taught me anything it's that rich white ladies LOVE their salad. According to tv/movies rich women in their natural habitat survive on a steady diet of salad, wine, and yogurt . Occasionally they will nibble a bit of cheese or eat a grape.

Because I'm a big dumb dumb every time I see this movie mentioned /hear people talk about it I assume people are talking about Adore Delano until my brain remembers that not everyone is unhealthy obsessed with drag queens and this movie is a Thing. 2014 was a confusing time for me because both of these were a Thing.

Carrie Fisher truly was a treasure. The universe is darker, less glitter filled place without her here with us.

Yes this is my exact problem with the movie!!! These women are so close and so a part of one another's lives that they are in their own way a family and are if not surrogate mothers to each other's children they are at least surrogate aunts. It's not that these guys are extremely young that is what makes me feel the most uncomfortable with this, it's these familial bonds. If it was a story about two older women hooking up with their son's friend from school, without this close backstory it would be another thing entirely.

I couldn't watch this one one. The trailer alone made me too uncomfortable. I'd rather watch a movie made up of nothing but that God awful kiss from the Lakehouse reenacted by Rodney Dangerfield at his worst and one of the Garagepail Kids grown up than sit through this. The uncomfortable ick feeling that you get when seeing explicit sex scenes with your parents or just the general feeling of getting a pap smear is what this movie is giving me.

Don't tempt me like this!!! I'm trying to stay out of the grocery to store until after Sunday It's going to be madness the next few days

I mean this movie has it all The height of 90's costumes that i still want to wear to this day ? Check Stunning women who kick ass AND SAY AWFUL PUNS CHECK Awful puns in general? CHECKS ACROSS THE BOARD I mean I think I like this movie so much because of how young ( I want to say like 9?) I was when i saw it and how much more fun it was than some of the other Batman's. It's an awful film. Truly awful. But that said out of the 90's Batman's I still find it the most enjoyable, not the best mind you, but it's the most fun and the one I will happily watch if I find it on tv . It's like kraft mac and cheese. Not the greatest form of the product to be sure, but there is something oddly satisfying about it and I know a lot of that has to do with my childhood.

I mean... a small part of me is going to always think Free Willy 2 is correct and a dangerous murder beast of the sea will save me if I in turn free it from Seaworld the larger part of me that hates the orca's smaller brethren the dolphin knows better.

Oh god.. we might be the same person.

When you say Oscar caliber movie are you saying you think its worthy of an Oscar or are you acknowledging that because god enjoys fucking with us mere mortals that technically speaking this movie was in fact nominated like its predecessors Shark Tales, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, and of course the 2000 winner Shrek (which is actually a decent movie) which beat Jimmy Neutron. Side note we should really start doing animated movies. I HAVE to know June and Jason's opinions on the TERRIFYING looking fish people

I THINK SO!

i love Across the Universe. It's like a movie made of nothing but music videos and is some how oddly soothing. I also have a huge crush on Even Rachel Wood so there's that.