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Everything posted by mkoyama

  1. Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Rock 'em Auckerman
  2. The wild winter winds wound westward, whipped wild in the wide west, the wild wide west, whispered words, walked, waxed, waited, wound and watched the white whiles, the wide wounding wilds, wondered, wondering, what’s up, wild white wisps and wandering wonders, what’s up, hot dog, what’s up…
  3. The Prodigy (2007/08/09?) Directed by Robert D. Hanna I rented this on a whim not knowing what it was circa 2010. One of the best experiences of my life. It's an animated film about a young girl and her Panda sensei. It looks absolutely terrible and the script is even worse. There are moments where it's shocking that this movie actually exists. Physical DVD available here at Amazon.com The film's IMDb page their website, kungfuprodigy.com I don't know if you guys have a policy against animated films, since I'm not sure you've ever done one before, but this one is so amazing. Please please please watch it, I promise you with all my heart it will not disappoint. It is an incredible experience start to finish.
  4. Beautiful shot from Django Unchained wherein a white guy on horseback whipping slaves is shot and sprayed all over the place, i.e. something we can all appreciate regardless of our opinions on cotton fields and racism.
  5. The first minute or so is kind of funny, but the gold starts just after 0:50
  6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, which makes it worth nothing, since birds are obsolete in the year 2048
  7. Scotty and Kulap, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-NTSF-SD-SUV
  8. If I had a nickel for every time I did this podcast, it wouldn’t matter, because nickels are obsolete in the year 2084
  9. If music be the fruit of love, see what you think the latest Justin Booger song tastes like, Shakespeare
  10. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates: both are obsolete in the year 2084
  11. If every cloud had quicksilver lining, we’d all be dead, because “quicksilver” means mercury, and mercury is poisonous.
  12. If dogs could talk, all they would say is “bark bark bark!” It’s just science.
  13. You can bring a horse to water, but you can’t make him star in the film Waterworld: that movie was already released.
  14. You say po-tay-to, I say po-tah-to, but neither of us say tomato because tomatoes are obsolete in the year 2084