Episode 516 - Solo Bolo Cincolo

[Episode 516 - Solo Bolo Cincolo]

Did anyone find the Scotty Auks x Billy Cos photo he talked about?

[Fortune favors the bold, but Mike doesn't, so don't give him any memos with bold in them or he'll freak out.]

eee eeee eee

[Yes, I'm part of the 1%, if by 1% you mean the 99% of people who like 1% milk. I'm also a billionaire milk magnate.]

[Idea for a novel: ass-hungry bitches]

Western Canon, look out!

[people who vape should be called "vapists"]

buy my book amazon.gov

[Episode 502 - Reese's Feces]

Grepisode (a finely crafted portmanteau)

=grape episode

 

still funny but that was the worst danish accent i've ever heard

[Avoid the Noid? More like avoid the Freud, am I right Lacanian Psychoanalyists]

Avoid the Noid? More like avoid the Freud, am I right Lacanian Psychoanalyists

[If you're going to pay for ad space, at least sell more than just a pair of pre-owned baby shoes]

If you're going to pay for ad space, at least sell more than just a pair of pre-owned baby shoes

[Episode 499 - The Freak]

One of those rare episodes where the featured guest seems perplexed by the show's shtick, and the resulting awkwardness is palpable.

 

And you're not sure if the guest DOES get it and is just doing a bit, or if it's genuine bewilderment.

 

Yes... actually Kyle really annoyed me. He seemed to be taking everything very seriously and wouldn't play along with the jokes.

[I once knew this girl named Lisa who liked my ten inches. She was cool as the other side of the pillow, but her box was the size of a minifridge.]

CBB tips for success #1: horrify and dismay your sponsors.

[And laying his finger aside of his nose; He cried 'help me out, man, Santa needs his blow']

white christmas, and so on

[If tits and butts were dicks and nuts we'd all have a hairy christmas.]

highbrow stuff.

[A bird in the hand is worth two, in the Bush family]

Politics! Love em.

[If music be the fruit of love, gimmie a fuckin' pop tart, MOM! *air guitar riff*]

by william shakespeare

[Doctor, doctor, give me the news, I've got a bad case of bloody stools]

is this a joke?

[Help me doctor, my danglers have been dingling ever since that dingo doinged my donger]

dang, what a doinger

[That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Like 'colon crepes'. I think it would be funny if we called them 'colon crepes']

What's in a name?

[For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, but I leave my son at Ikea overnight and I'm a bad parent.]

bible/abuse humour

[Every dog has its day: Dog Day, August 25th.]

Every dog has its day: Dog Day, August 25th.

[Red sky at morning, sailors take warning. Red sky at night, sailors take the ass.]

too much?

[Toots and poots won't improve these glutes, but words will always girth me.]

Read May 14th on the 9:30 show, congrats

[Scotty, Scotty, he's our man, if he can't do it, the tour will be ruined]

Scotty, Scotty, he's our man, if he can't do it, the tour will be ruined

[It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the bestworst of times, it was the burst of times.]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the bestworst of times, it was the burst of times.

[Why don't they just use what the black box is made of to build the passengers?]

trying so hard to figure out what this could possibly mean

['Tis a lead devoutly to be buried, but watch yourself Leesa]

'Tis a lead devoutly to be buried, but watch yourself Leesa