SideofMcG

Tailgate me Jesus into the parking-lot of hell.

You may be a rhinestone cowboy Sir but you still have to be 4'8" to go on the Whirligig Ride here at Squaresville Fun Fair.

Jim Hen son? Ah yeah. Jim Henned all night long baby!

Dance your cares away. Worries for another day. Let the music play. And let the bodies hit the floor!

Seize the day. ID the day. Press charges against the day. Plant evidence against the day. Watch the day go down for a crime it didn't commit. Exonerate the day. Regret the day you ever set eyes upon the day.

You can't tell but this catchphrase is really sarcastic.

He's a bedwettin', sublettin' sunabitch. Yeah he's my landlord with bladder problems but I love him summit terrible.

Your gazpacho may be cold but it still has feelings you know.

Just because this cease and desist is written on a McDonald's napkin doesn't make it any less absorbent.

Due to a copyright claim the Camptown Ladies may no longer sing this song. Doo-Dah-Doo-Dah.

Good lord you just created a character!

Is Alimony Tony the first catchphrase-inspired character on the show?

You don't have to be crazy to work here, in fact with the staff's prejudice against those with mental illness it might be a disadvantage.

I'd like to shut down her government if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? Answers on a postcard please as I have no blinking idea what I'm on about.

I create art when I'm in a bad mood. I call it Paint Huffing.

Hogwart's drop outs go to Paint-Huffingpuff

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the paint huffing room.

Goddammit I love Martin Sheffield Lickly!

I've written prose in different area codes. I'm a gangsta travel journalist!

Apparently Macy rewrote his character in this movie (according to an IGN interview). It was originally written as an older fatter character with characters telling him to take it easy or he'd have another heart attack. So he himself floated the idea of the day spa and wrote a few scenes and sent to them to the writer! So that's why his part is so good. It was written by him! Link to the interview.

Oh that makes sense kinda. Even though it was not clear to me at all!

Stitching britches with my bitches and I'm switching witches until they glitches.

My other catchphrase is on a TV show.

Am I mis-remembering or does Chris Evans ask LA-local Jason Statham for a number to reach him on before he heads to the pier? But.... he's already talking to him ON THE PHONE. WHAT??? Chris Evans seems constantly surprised about traffic in LA too which I like. Because if there's one thing everyone knows about LA it's that it rarely if ever has traffic problems. Also some great little moments - William H. Macy saves the goldfish after the shoot out in the house. Kim Basinger does the classic movie trope of checking the sunblind for the car keys and then they're just left sitting by the gear stick! And finally why do they need Macy to ID the kid - Statham saw him with his own eyes, didn't he?

Don't stick your catchphrase anywhere you wouldn't stick your tongue. THAT MEANS YOU MR. ALEXOPOULOS!