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SideofMcG

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  1. Oh mais oui c'est baby tu?
  2. Don't let your butt write a cheque your bank won't cash. The Bank of Ass is CLOSED!
  3. The snark ark was parked in the dark.
  4. Tonight we're going to party cos these pants cost 19.99 - Prince of the Bargain Hunters.
  5. This year try to make yourself more pleasant by slapping that sarcastic face off yourself early in January.
  6. New Year, New Me. I drank your beer so sue me!
  7. SideofMcG

    Episode 579 - 2018 Holiday Spectacular

    Every year this episode is a sheer delight from start to finish!
  8. There's a war on Christmas happening in my pants.
  9. Mister Toe surprisingly doesn't get much action around Christmas.
  10. Slap me silly, it gives me a thrilly. But don't fondle my belly, or Santa'll get jelly.
  11. If it tingles while it jingles, you've got an STD with bells on.
  12. 'tis the seasoning, said Santa adding Five Spice to the mulled wine like a complete jerk.
  13. The bling postman always ca-chings twice.
  14. Chew me up and spit me out but it's impolite to check my ass out.
  15. Antifa ate all my alfalfa. Thanks Obamacare.
  16. As I Charleston off this mortal coil, I'm doing jazz hands into the great beyond.
  17. Righting the wrongs of Blighty songs, your underwear lasts cause they're mighty thongs.
  18. Ahhh... what's wrong, hotdog? Welcome to Comedy Bring Down.
  19. Hello we're the Finnish brothers. I'm Photoh and this is my brother Matt.
  20. To everything turn, turn, turn. There is a bend, turn turn turn. NOPE. You've failed your driving test again Mr. Cody.
  21. Brexit me this, Brexit me that, Brexit me arse, it ran over my cat.
  22. Don't forget children, there's always time to play Fork in the Socket.
  23. Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole. He was called a dick a lot though because insults don't have to rhyme.
  24. Imma let you finish. Glossy or Matt?
  25. Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.
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