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SideofMcG

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  1. Hello neighbour, hello friend, come hither and hear about my grisly end.
  2. You can't drop a C-bomb in polite company anymore or an H-bomb on an eastern country. It's political correctness gone mad.
  3. When you pee can you see what makes us all so free? From bowl to shining bowl.
  4. Cuddle up to my puddle mop, let's ride the shark tank gravy train to rich fucker city baby!
  5. My milkshake duck brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, that duck's problematic, we're out of here baby.
  6. Bishop takes knight = Chess. Bishop takes the night = Catholic rave.
  7. I just buffed and waxed the Popemobile, please don't shit on it.
  8. Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny, nong man ho!
  9. To get your porn star name, first start acting in porn films, then select a name to go in the credits.
  10. My catchphrases are like the Wayans brothers, they just keep on coming.
  11. My catchphrases bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, where's the flippin' milkshakes we were promised?
  12. Fillibustering the catchphrase forum didn't have the desired effect but it did mean SideofMcG got fired from his job
  13. If it bleeds, it leads. If it chimes, it rhymes. If it's from Nantucket, well... I don't need to spell it out for you.
  14. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. That's why I wasn't called as a witness in that murder trial.
  15. Down the slide, around the bend, don't hide a watch in your rear end.
  16. If you're Psychokinetic and you know it, clap my hands.
  17. Speaking French is a lot like being a decent human being, I don't know how to do it.
  18. Mais oui, c'est baby tu?
  19. Do or Do Not. There is no try. Not playing rugby Yoda is.
  20. Chunky butts and chewy nuts, we've got snacks that'll fill your guts.
  21. Horton Hears a Sex Worker
  22. Loving fun isn't a crime. What was Huey Morgan worried about?
  23. Sir, I would accept your duel challenge if I wasn't so riddled with self-doubt and STDs.
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