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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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People laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. And they're still laughing now. But now it's because I tell really funny jokes. I'm a very good comedian.
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If you're the type of person who likes to say things out loud then boy have got something for you - TALKING!!!
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I am DTF baby. Downing Tools Forever. That's right, I've given up.
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Comedy clubs in airport departures never work out because they're set-up only.
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Wascally Wabbits have very bad habits. That's why they got kicked out of the nunnery. Also because they were rabbits.
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Sorry, we don't validate parking without a purchase. We're dicks like that.
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The first rule of Flight Club is you have to have watched the movie Flight at least ten times.
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Get Toe Superstar that is what you are. Working for Tarantino, getting him toes. And we rely on each other uh-huh.
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I can suck a golfball through a hosepipe providing it's been sufficiently liquidised.
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Champagne for my real friends, Sparkling wine for sham friends from any other region.
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Make Hay is For Horses While I Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me.
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Please Hammer don't hurt 'em. Please Armie don't do anything. Just stop creepo.
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Based on a half-remembered true story told by my drunk uncle on a collect call from county lock-up last Christmas Eve this is Comedy Bang Bang...
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If you've a plugs theme to submit then pipe down and wait your turn - this is catchphrase time and chances are it's something to do with poop or balls.
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Duck you motherducker. Someone's throwing stones at the female mallards again.
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I swear, you swear, we all swear for fucking ice-cream.
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When you're alone and life is getting you down you can always go and fuck right off.
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She sells sea shell companies on the seashore. Welcome to the Cayman Islands.
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Welcome to the post office loyalty card scheme - buy 9 stamps and get a free coffee.
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If you're happy and you know it, why are you listening to podcasts incessantly?
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Ask not for whom the booth tolls, the toll booths for you.
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