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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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What's that Lassie? You're craving the power of speech to tell us to go fuck ourselves? Oh no.... Timmy's stuck in the burning barn again. Gotcha.
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Now with all new whitening formula... it's the Mathletics team of the Ku Klux Klan!
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I got fleas, they're multiplying and I'm losing my job.
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Treacle down economics. Molasses-based entrepreneurs rejoice!
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"Rig boats not elections!" And other lame mariner slogans.
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Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Three. The Yellow Ribbon means they've been falsely convicted. Free the Ole Oak Three!
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Smothered in cream. Strangled by yoghurt. Death by Chocolate. Sorry no, we don't have a pacifist menu.
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Trippy Von-Visuals, the German conceptual artist died today and was buried in a custard cloud.
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I got laid on a date last week. Dried fruit as a bed? These novelty hotels are crazy!
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Near, far, wherever you are / I believe that the heart does go on. Don't forget to carry your organ donor card with you at all times!
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You can't polish a turd but you can polish a deli. Heteronyms baby!
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The suggestion box suggested shocks but ingested rocks cause digestive blocks.
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Crustacean time travel. Let's go back and Krill Hitler.
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We can re-bill him. We have the technology. This new accounting software is positively bionic!
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As a comedian it's pretty embarrassing to run out of material. But it's more embarrassing if you're a milliner cause you can't improvise a hat.
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I have it on good authority there's a bad majority in this sorority.
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Gentlemen. You can't compose music in here. This is the Score Room.
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When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I grew pubes.
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Even worse that the Wrath of Khan what you really don't want to incur is the Service Charge of Khan.
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Be Kind, Rewind. Be Nice, De-lice, Be Tough, Get Stuffed.
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Renegade freelance robot works from home. DOES NOT COMMUTE!! DOES NOT COMMUTE!!
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Holy Crime-Solving Domestic Animals - this is a weird religion Batman.
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