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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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Hey I read your movie script. I'm going to pass it upstairs straight away. Now please release my nephew.
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Patchouli Oil - when you absolutely, positively, have to piss off every person in the room, accept no substitutes.
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A spoonful of sugar makes the diabetes all the more severe.
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But crash, what brick through yonder window breaks? It is a big 'un and Juliet is flattened.
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My vegetable boy band is called New Kids On the Chopping Block. Also my French Revolution BoyBand.
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Shove it your hoop. Super doop. Gloop a loop. Shamalamadingdong. I'm slowly losing my grip on reality. Please help me. I feel like I'm underwater.
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*Record Scratch* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation - owner of Scratch Records.
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Through Time Travel Mimes Unravel. Gimme those Revels, I'm replacing them with Gravel.
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Time and Tide wait for no man. Why anyone would expect a washing powder to be capable of waiting for anyone is simply beyond me.
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Back in my day we had bidets but these days they let shit stay. So on pay day you just stay away and it's may day before we play away. Your ass stinks
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In my day a selfie was when you took a photograph of yourself - not this autoerotic asphyxiation lark the kids are into now.
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In my day a digital influencer was just the popular kid on the street who was really good at finger guns.
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Greek Yoghurts have active cultures in them. Geek Yoghurts have meme cultures in them.
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Ditch that stuffy collar and tie and put on some blackface - it's casual racism Friday!
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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. That table over there? Makes you stronger. A small raisin? Makes you stronger. This makes no sense.
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Row row row your bloat gently down the indigestion stream.
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Get outta my dreams, Get into my car. Ok now I'm in my underwear doing a college exam in your car. What do you want?
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Jumping the Shark used to be called Screwing the Pooch which used to be Bumming the Giraffe. And we all know where that came from. The Pervert Irish.
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Wicker basket. Wicker Man. Wicka Wicka Wow Wow - I'm a white middle class rapper. Get funky dudes and dudettes.
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Sunday, Monday, Happy Days! Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days! Thursday, Friday, Deep Depression - The weekend comes, can't get out of bed. Fuck me.
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Snapchat me your Deets, I'll hit you up on Friendster and we can Bebo some heroin later. Cool bro.
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Location, Location, Location, Samuel L Jackson - The Four L's of Real Motherfuckin' Esate.
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