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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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If I wrote the dictionary I'd put U and I together because I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know how the alphabet works.
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"I remember when all this was fields." Please Mister Fields put your penis away.
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I dunno about that autoerotic asphyxiation. You'd have to be pretty desperate to fuck an exhaust pipe.
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Harambe ? He's just King Kong for Millennials. Millennials? They're just Baby Boomers for this century. Baby Boomers? They just love exploding babies.
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Space Ghetto. To our Scottish listeners that just sounded like I said Spice Girl. Weird, huh?
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The monkeys are back or else your Dad just ate all the bananas and smeared his shit on the kitchen walls again. Either way it's gonna be a great day.
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Flowers never feel safe because they're always being stalked. That makes no sense! Go pluck yourself!
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Where wolf? Were wolf? We're wolf. Queerwolf. Dr. Suess' lost manuscript finally uncovered!
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Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself. But then you always ruin it by answering me.
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Big news for us! We're pregnant! And by 'we' I mean 'you'. And by 'us' I also mean 'you'. I don't date no weird Junior ass pregnant men.
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The Three Extreme L's of Real Estate - Location, Location WOAHCATION.
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My milkshake brings all the slightly outdated references to the yard.
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Dance like nobody is washing. That's right - do the stinky foxtrot.
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Don't stop. Be Leaving. That's right - get the fuck out of here.
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Cherish - Being like or behaving in a similar fashion to Cher.
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Drilling for oil, digging for fire, dancing for architecture. Today's show is about none of these things.
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How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The real question is how these tiny perverts got in the lightbulb in the first place.
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If I were a carpenter, And you were a lady, I'd put up your shelves but wouldn't entertain your racist opinions.
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I've heard of singing in the shower but showering with Singh? Now that's getting saucy.
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You're very welcome to the show, make yourself at home, take your shoes off, put up your feet, fondle my pets, covet my wife and get the fuck out.
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Opinions of the guests on Comedy Bang Bang do not reflect those of the Earwolf Network but do reflect laser pens if you shine them at the right angle.
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I know what you're thinking - did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth it doesn't matter. We don't count shots in pool.
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I've heard of Pokemon Go but Poke Your Mom's Hole? Yes I've heard of that too - I was doing it last night. Respectfully of course.
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