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At the great buffet of life remember to bring your own cutlery, also those prawn rolls have probably been there since Tuesday so I'd say avoid them.
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If you're stuck in a box, I will be bored of it, Mime after Mime
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Friends, Romans, Countrymen lend me your laxatives. I haven't pooped in weeks.
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Life is like a box of chocolates because I'm allergic to both.
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The bigger the cushion the more comfortable your sofa experience.
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How much would you rather would a nunchuck chuck if you would rather he didn't?
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Welcome to the launch of my new book - Spanky O'Rectum's Slap Happy Haberdashery and Other Unsuitable Children's Stories. Free douche with every copy!
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Fucking fuck it sideways in the fucking turf bag fuck mobile shite balls as it was in heaven and always shall be forever and ever amen.
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There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold - her pawn shop is going out of business.
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Break on through to the other side but ensure you use a supporting joist in that gap. Hi I'm Jim Morrison and welcome to DIY Doors.
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Hello Darkness my old friend. What's that? HR want to talk to me about the racially insensitive nickname I've given you?
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Live Aid was all holograms. Charity conspiracy theories are where I'm at right now.
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They call it oral sex but nobody's ever talked to me about it. Hi! I'm Pope Francis, welcome to Vatican Blowjob Weekly.
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One for sorrow, two for joy, three's company, four seasons in. Binge watching baby, you know what I'm talking about
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Clothes maketh the man. Children maketh the sneakers. Sweatshop Bugaloo!
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Back in my day a 'selfie' was when you took a photo of yourself, not this autoerotic asphyxiation thing the young folk are up to these days.
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Saved by the Bell: The Autopsy Years. "They won our hearts, now we're dissecting theirs."
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You know what they say - "Small hands, cheaper gloves."
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I phone, you phone, we all phone for the ambulance but it's not going to get here in time, the vice president is going to bleed out right here in KFC.
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Shut Up Yer Face. Sell Off Your Face. Find Better Retail Premises Elsewhere.
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"I'm on top of the World Ma!" - One of the Braggy Globetrotters
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Brexit? Why that's just the British version of CraigsList.
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