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Topics posted by SideofMcG
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What did the Catholic say after surviving a fall from a 50 storey window? "I'm in complete agony, please kill me, I don't want to live."
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What do door bells, taco bells, liberty bells and hells bells have in common? They're all mentioned in this catchphrase.
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What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an elephant? An example of genetic experimentation gone too far. Scientists shouldn't play God.
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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. That table over there? Makes you stronger. A small raisin? Makes you stronger. This makes no sense.
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What I want to know is who was the first weirdo to look at a cow and think, "I'm gonna dress that up in my wife's frock and teach it to sing." Amiright?
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What if English people don't have accents, they're just being annoying on purpose?
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What Would Jesus Do? And other handy questions to absolve yourself of responsibility and just take your cues from your Mexican co-workers.
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What's that Lassie? You're craving the power of speech to tell us to go fuck ourselves? Oh no.... Timmy's stuck in the burning barn again. Gotcha.
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What's the death equivalent of Nominative Determinism? Or is it just bad luck that Jeffrey Epstein got epsteined?
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What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.
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When a phone installation engineer does a half-assed job there's no way to describe it.
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When do our catchphrase invoices get paid out by Earwolf? Why are you all laughing? This is a serious question. Welcome to Comedy Accounts Bang.
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When extreme measures are called for you need the Wooooahhh Ruler.
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When he said he was a gentle giant he meant as a lover, that guy will rip your head off in a fight.
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When I get out of Alchemy School I'm starting my own Cash for Lead store.
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When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I grew pubes.
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When Irish eyes are smiling, the Irish facelift has gone horribly wrong
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When Jackson makes a good rebuttal or you're addressing a letter to Ice Cube's son. Touché Jackson.
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When Kermit the Frog does it it's love but when I have relations with a pig suddenly I'm a former British Prime Minister.
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When life gives you decks make decades. Which takes fucking ages man. Like ten years or sumpin'.
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When life gives you lemons. Pay for those lemons. This ain't no citrus charity Life's running here.
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When Lorena Bobbitt does it it's empowering but when I throw a penis out of a moving car I'm being reprimanded because it's still attached to Kevin?
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When Muhammed Ali does it it's a sporting achievement but when I beat Joe Frazier into a pulp suddenly I'm violating a corpse.
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