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Hopskotch, cherry pops, bass drops and counter tops? This stock take is not going well, we're a diner - why do we have all this shit out back?
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Ahhhh there's nothing like a good simile. But if there's nothing like it I suppose it's not that good a simile to begin with. This is confusing.
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The ladies call me Santa Claus cause I only come once a year and I'm completely fictional.
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Old Man Jenkins gives me the creeps. But his daughter gives me the crepes. She's a waitress at that haunted French bistro - Chez Spookee.
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I've heard of hearing of things but I've never heard of the herding of things. Which is why I lost my job as a shepherd.
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My friend is going through a bad time. He's totally divorced from reality. Why he married someone with such a weird name I'll never know.
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I'm a Cattle Hustler. Pornography and bovines that's all I'm into.
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Gentlemen, Phil Collins has breached the perimeter again, fall back to the Genesis Panic Room.
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What did the Catholic say after surviving a fall from a 50 storey window? "I'm in complete agony, please kill me, I don't want to live."
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What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an elephant? An example of genetic experimentation gone too far. Scientists shouldn't play God.
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Spray Cheese but for hemorrhoids. Preparation Halloumi.
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Much like flammable and inflammable, hospitable and inhospitable are both words that I never use.
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I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World, wrapped in plastic..... suffocated. Someone please avenge my death!
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When you're down and troubled and you need a helping hand and nothing, whoa, nothing is going right. Try ALCOHOL!!!
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A storm hit when the Society For Dodgy Stomachs were on a rollercoaster.... Pukenado!
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Forsyth's Foresight was only matched by Foreman's Foreskin.
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As campaign slogans go it's not the best but god damn it if "Fuck Me Freely Frederick Forsyth" isn't a great name for a second album.
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Promoting Paul's Paedo Pump Paradise Probably Paid Poorly, Proposed Peter. Perhaps Playing Possum Pulled Platitudes Partially.
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Take two bottles into the shower? You're probably an alcoholic.
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My doctor said I have the lungs of a 25 year old. Then he called the cops and they found the heart, liver and head.
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