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GrantArmstrong

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  1. I mean, that ant is scary as shit. Felt bad when it died, but that's movie-magic I guess.
  2. This must have been used before. My apologies, it's so very very late.
  3. Great submissions this week! A weird and insular competition of which I am a proud participant. Would never tell a real human being about this tho...
  4. Hey folks! It's 2 for 1 drinks tonight! Regrettable decisions all-round!
  5. Once, I killed a man. I felt nothing.
  6. Look me in the eyes, and tell me you don't want a Hoverboard.
  7. SEX! Now that we have your attention, would you sign our petition to promote planned parenthood?
  8. Dear Lord, please make our crops grow good this year. I've been nursing this dime bag for a week now. Gimme dat green bro!
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