GrantArmstrong
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Why is having a poo called "making chocolate"? It tastes like shit.
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But, on the bright hand side, maybe it WILL be a beautiful wall...
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If you love this, then you'll love my other testicle too!
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Supporting Hollywood Hand Book since 2012!
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I love a good Dad joke! Like, my Dad left when I was 7, then showed up at my wedding and asked me for $5k. Ha! Funny guy!
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Hang on man; all joking aside, this still water makes for a good song, brother.
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One in the pink, four in the stink. I call it... The Lobster. Anywho, happy anniversary, Darling.
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Children are like onions: Sometimes I cry when I chop them up.
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Though, thought, through, threw, trough, true, try, tire, tyre, fire, lier, liar, pants on fire, moor, Moor, Italy, my pithily delivery, what? Sigh...
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Cantona, oh Cantona, oh Cantona, dear friend. Please give me back my innocence. And by innocence, I mean my pen. I need that pen bro.
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The Alabaster Salamander goes bananas in Bahamas. Side note: he's also a cripple.
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You butter be careful; there's no margarine for error.
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Once bitten, twice cry, oh sing to me daddy, oh sing to me daddy daddy!
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Hey fucknuts! Sorry about your grandmom. She was a lovely lady.
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Since the tour, this has all gone to shit. Or it's amazing! Who knows.
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Podcasts: like radio, but every ad is for mattresses or stamps.
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Once upon a time not too long ago, a N- whoah! It's VERY different when you type it.
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As long as I'm seriously fucked by midnight, it's cool.
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Porn isn't porn unless there's a good big cock in there.
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When I was a young boy I had less hairs on my dick. Is this normal?
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