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Pat Chaddams

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  1. Bob Balaban did an unaired pilot about baseball called "Pitch", so this joke tracks.
  2. I also kneel during the popular prayer "Zombie" by The Cranberries.
  3. I must remain in hiding for the time being as I'm wanted for the ass-kicking of Beck, Hanson, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
  4. My secret family doesn't know about the stunts either. I don't want them worrying about me.
  5. Also could you shave your Hairy Belafonte
  6. We got everything you want, provided you want several species of monkeys... And who doesn't want that?!
  7. I don't need to be asked to be tipped over, my high center of gravity all but assures it.
  8. Everybody look what's going down. A little bald-headed French-Canadian bitch boy.
  9. I don't know where my Soul is but I do know where your Kia Soul is, because again, I just took a shit on it.