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  1. Pat Chaddams
    I'm good keeping your hands warm though. I'm the World's Greatest Glover
  2. Pat Chaddams
    So... I guess we know his favorite curse word.
  3. Pat Chaddams
    So he just sat sadly with his Setter.
  4. Pat Chaddams
    You see that flashing red light in the Voltaire satire. Smile, you're on Candide camera.
  5. Pat Chaddams
    Also the important thing is to never stop questioning Albert Einstein. No matter how dead he is.
  6. Pat Chaddams
    I just want it to be comfortable enough to tell me it's a biway.
  7. Pat Chaddams
    Danny Devito saw the whole thing from his cage.
  8. Pat Chaddams
    Apologies to Warner Brothers if I stole the plot of "Storks" I haven't seen it yet.
  9. Pat Chaddams
    I pride myself on my timely humour and strictly American spellings.
  10. Pat Chaddams
    Or cut off witches fingers and jam Bugles onto their bloody finger nubs.
  11. Pat Chaddams
    And c'mon, robes, capes and crowns... Not nearly as extravagant as Steve Harvey's outfits.
  12. Pat Chaddams
    Thumbs up, wait no, I mean off.
  13. Pat Chaddams
    Linda's pretty fucked up.
  14. Pat Chaddams
    "Step right up, step right up, marvel as you have your pets sterilized"- Bob Carnival Barker
  15. Pat Chaddams
    Any name changes would have to be registered Pre-fontaine and Jared Leto would have to do them too.
  16. Pat Chaddams
    And this extra tall hat is fit for a Don King. And this dented van is fit for a Stephen King.
  17. Pat Chaddams
    Never mind, the Noid got to it. Ketchup packet in the morning...
  18. Pat Chaddams
    I'm sure my public defenderman has told you I'm a first offenderman
  19. Pat Chaddams
    Or "Avenging Ron Goldman"
  20. Pat Chaddams
    Commander Gorton was no help.
  21. Pat Chaddams
    Would a ninth level mage fuck me, I'd fuck me
  22. Pat Chaddams
    Mer-Chris Hansen then confronts the predators... and I'm guessing Mark Cuban
  23. Pat Chaddams
    I've got a such a craving for the sparkling clear carbonated goodness you might say I've caught the Zima virus.
  24. Pat Chaddams
    Though we are putting on a production of Johnny Tremaine in the spring.
  25. Pat Chaddams
    What, all because he's fey? No way, okay. Slay, gay valet, slay.
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