Pat Chaddams

Admittedly, it is a releif

I ruined one tiny party this way and it seems like it's somehow altered every subsequent event in the time-space continuum, what gives?

Mythical, Brah

I have bad news about Sting too.

And no, I will not be very quiet. And frankly your Wagner recalls a certain Miss Florence Foster Jenkins.

It was a crushing defeat.

As Jimmy Dean said "Yum, sausages"

It was a rocky flight.

Then they jack it up TO THE EXTREME! Welcome to Flavor Country, pussy

I took The MedEvac less traveled by

RIP Lloyd who was hot shot twice

that thing was getting old as time.

I'll spare the details about the time he was a party pooper.

And how adorable a big furry bear witness would be at a trial.

Wait wait... Don't Tell Me, I can't handle the rejection

Plus I had to win the Royal Rumble

Either way, I think showing my tits and ass was the right move.

she ain't messin' with no canary detector

The night before that I dreamt about a much chirpier bird. What does this mean?

And don't give me any of that "Not me" bullshit. I'm already angry I didn't get to see the real King Kong.

kill, kill kill, kill kill kill Bill Nye The Samurai

Wham-O Negative

Same cannot be said for Jizz music.

Barton... Binks... Bink sounds like Fink... Meesa Barton Fink.

And may I be the first to welcome you to the Space Jam