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Everything posted by Pat Chaddams
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If you're feeling too good about things just remember, you share a planet with Bubba the Love Sponge.
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Sure I Bubba the LIKE sponge you, but I'm just not ready to take things further than that. -
My mini-plane crashed, tragically killing the Normal-sized Bopper.
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Along with "Casual Acquaintance Holly" and "Middle-Classy Valens" -
I saw the extended edition of Magic Mike. It was called Magical Michael.
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I'll tell you what else was extended... The runtime! -
I do what I can and I can what I do. That's right, I keep my shit in cans, folks.
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It gets more of a reaction than the springy snakes. -
Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, Rage Against the Machine fuckin' shreds, dude.
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Dylan Thomas Morello, bro -
Today on House Hunters, we shoot Hugh Laurie with a high-powered rifle.
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Hopefully theres an island, where the hunting is legal, but ultimately this whole idea is a bit of an open concept. -
I like my eggs the way I like my pornography. Scrambled.
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I have terrible seizures and if I'm lucky I can sync up with the Spice Channel... Also I'm covered in eggs. -
I want my MTV. Magic, Tap-dancing and Ventriloquism!
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I do still want grainy clips of Denis Leary shouting at me between each act. -
If we all put our heads together surely we'll find a better way to transfer lice.
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Now, as for transferring the crabs... -
The big guy was mostly open-minded about his sexuality. By and large he was bi and large.
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For the most part, the part they gave to Donny Most was Ralph Malph. -
I've got a severe case of the munchies, or, as you call them, crabs.
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Unfortunately in the late 70s/early 80s I contracted disco fever. -
That's right, Dad. I sell loose tobacco and I'm Damn Proud Of It! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
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Oh right, you vape mad clouds. Pretty sick, dad... pretty sick. -
They should've gone with the full title "Love, actually... gas. Yup, just some gas, sorry my dudes."
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Never thought I'd envy the people living in the Billy Bob Thornton Presidency reality.