Pat Chaddams
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The stadium refuses to allow that beloved character actor's bobbing for baseballs activity. I guess there's a Bob Balaban ball bobbing ban.
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Yeah, I kneel during the National Anthem because I consider it a prayer, a prayer about bombs and rockets.
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Dearest Wife, Please prepare my burial bucket-hat, for I fear I have contracted a fatal case of the dreamer's disease.
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Jesus was a carpenter, that's why he wore those cool jeans with the hammer loop.
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A C A B!? More like A T C I T D S W O W O, All the cops in the donut shop say whey oh, whey oh!
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I lead a double life, standing in for actors, doing stunts, blocking the lighting and cheating on my wife.
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I hate to disagree with you, doctor but I have a collection of videotapes on this very subject that tell me my son is being diagnosed with DORFism
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The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, scunt!
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Cum Mr. Tallyman, we've been fucking all night and I wanna go home.
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It breaks my heart to think about all the burns that have gone unnoticed since 2013.
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Sir please, sit down! Those boots are in no way made for walking.
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Hocus, Pocus, 2004 Ford Focus, I'm the used car magician and people don't like me very much.
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As the great filmmaker Francois Truffaut used to say "Snootchie Bootchies"
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I'm a big tea pot, tall and thin. I'm impractical for brewing tea.
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I think it's time we stop. Children, what's that sound? Calliou? It's incredibly annoying, please turn it off.
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I've been ordered to pay out my small claims settlement entirely in accordions. That's the last time I appear before Judge Judy Tenuta.
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Listen, I'm no two-pump chump. But it is my sincere hope that someday, with practice, I'll make it to that second pump.
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Everyone's trying to save the Post Office but post-Office Steve Carrell made Welcome To Marwen and that wasn't very good at all!
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Did you know it's called a murder of crows? Yup, when I killed all those birds they tell me I committed a murder of crows.
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Call me Nelly Furtado because I am like a bird. What I'm saying is I took a big shit on your car.
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People of London, take cover! A 30 foot actor is treading the city as if it were the very boards of the Old Vic. Yes! Beware the Terror of Gargantu-Ian McKellan!
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Little Jack Horner sat on the corner, poor and destitute. He eats a discarded cocktail onion off his dirty thumb.
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I suspect there's more than Rock and Roll here so I'm reserving judgement on whether or not I like it.
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