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Step right up and witness foot-punching so hard it'll knock your socks off!
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No you can't slap my Lycra covered ass. Spanx but no spanks!
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God didn't go to all the trouble of saving the Queen to hear you were being sarcastic, Sex Pistols.
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Like Latifah to Levy, you got me straight tripping, boo.
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It was a tricky procedure but the patient had nerves of steel, which killed him pretty instantly. It's supposed to be cell bodies and whatnot. Definitely not steel, that'll kill ya every time.
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Only three more shopping days until Christmas, spaced out over the next 7 months or so. Can you guess which days? I sure hope so because Santa's watching and he's got a gun in his mouth.
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You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack. Shooting shotguns and yelling obscenities at all the passers-by.
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I read "Goosebumps" and whaddya know, I got goosebumps! Anyway on to R.L. Stine's next page-turner, "Violent Diarrhea".
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Everyone's got their definitive cast of SNL and for me that will always be Kelsey Grammer, Andy Milonakis and of course, my beloved Ms. Swan.
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Slap those shoes on your knees, Dreyfuss. It's time for KrippenDorf on Golf.
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I wrap up every night by marrying the ketchups and forming domestic partnerships for the Relishes.
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It's greek week so we're doing panty raids and getting a good deal of hair in all our giant chunks of lettuce.
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Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about? Shaft! Like the part of the penis, Shaft.
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I'm Catholic but I'm not trying to ram it down anyone's throat, I mean, I'm not a priest.
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Having a hawk for an eye hardly seems like a superpower.
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Your little burgers seem fine too but MY castle is for all races.
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I'm a huge fan of Scarface. He was great in The Master and I anxiously await his take on the Joker.
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Crime doesn't pay! Except the crimes that involve getting money, which, frankly, is a lot of them.
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Largemouth, Sea, and of course, number one with a bullet, Big Mouth Billy. Now shove that clay up your ass 'cuz that's what I call Rankin' Bass.
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Following up the Beatles with Wings was a natural progression, but then transforming that band into a Steven Weber/Tony Shaloub vehicle, that was genius.
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I guess you could say I'm hung like a horse, as I was lowered in a harness onto my lover, Catherine the Great.
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If you're feeling too good about things just remember, you share a planet with Bubba the Love Sponge.
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