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My mini-plane crashed, tragically killing the Normal-sized Bopper.
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I saw the extended edition of Magic Mike. It was called Magical Michael.
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You're a wizard, Harry! No- wait, not a wizard. You're more of a Bigfoot. Anywho, Hi, I'm John Lithgow.
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I do what I can and I can what I do. That's right, I keep my shit in cans, folks.
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Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, Rage Against the Machine fuckin' shreds, dude.
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Today on House Hunters, we shoot Hugh Laurie with a high-powered rifle.
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I like my eggs the way I like my pornography. Scrambled.
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There was a big ribbon-cutting at the new Jo-Ann Fabrics. I hope they catch the guy who did it. Also there was an armed robbery and Jo-Ann was killed.
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I want my MTV. Magic, Tap-dancing and Ventriloquism!
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She had eaten every item in that McDonalds, the entire menu; and from that day on, that fiery country redhead would be known as Reba McEntire.
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If we all put our heads together surely we'll find a better way to transfer lice.
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The big guy was mostly open-minded about his sexuality. By and large he was bi and large.
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I've got a severe case of the munchies, or, as you call them, crabs.
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That's right, Dad. I sell loose tobacco and I'm Damn Proud Of It! Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
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They should've gone with the full title "Love, actually... gas. Yup, just some gas, sorry my dudes."
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Welcome to Chuck Woolery's Chuck and Woolery, for the finest in cow meat and cable knit sweaters from the worst in right-wing extremist game show hosts.
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There is no bond like the bond between Man and Wife, except Gold Bond, the powder for his itchy taint.
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Don't Drink, Don't Smoke, What do you do? Snort Cocaine. Something tells me you're familiar with it, Adam Ant.
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My favorite character from Police Academy is the guy who makes all the funny sounds, GW Bailey as Lieutenant Harris. "Carey Mahoney, You'd better get your act together!" What a funny collection of sounds.
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Treasure every moment with your parents. You never know when it will be your last chance to tell your Mom the babysitter's dead.
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The Symphony Orchestra was Sublime... at least that's what I started to suspect after the 3rd time they played "Santeria".
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Have I got a pitch for you, It's a show about NOTHING... except for this one cat-hungry alien from Melmac, and I dunno, maybe slap some Bazingas in there.
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You're Once, Twice, Three times a lady. What I'm trying to say is you're huge. The size of three normal ladies.
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Do you think a dog's ever like "New bone, who dis?" Or do you think dogs can't talk and even if they could there's no reason their bones would function as telephones?
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Chris Gaines' alter ego will actually be paying for the festivities. That's right, it's a party on Garth.
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