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KraytDragonBorn

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    If Yoda did a yolo would Chewie go solo?

    liking this
  2. that;s my new catphrase submission
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    Space Cowboy

    Some people call me "The Space Cowboy." Those people get poked in the eye!
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    Episode 9 - Up All Night

    This woman is BETTER than me and ALL of you!
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    Vampire's Kiss (1988)

    Yes! I didn't realize this already had a thread going, I just posted bout this last night! a definite must..
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    Vampire's Kiss (1988)

    Vampire's Kiss can only be described as oddly executed and delirious from blood loss. This movie offers some of Nicolas Cage's most enjoyable and upsetting over the top acting next to Deadfall. If you're familiar with the Nicolas Cage Freakout video on YouTube then you're familiar with some of the best moments in the movie, but it has, just so much more to offer. Highly recommend it! 5 stars.
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    Twilight Zone

    There's a 12 hour marathon of Twilight zone on T.V. and on my day off.. I must be in Heaven!- But wait it's all the same episode.. I must be in Hell!.. But wait yet again! It's the episode about the Alien mystery in the diner! This is Heaven!
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    Deadliest Catch

    I'm not one to fish for compliments but that one Sheriff Grimes paid my sweater may have been The Deadliest Catch!
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    Chinese Philosophy

    As Lao Tzu one said "A bowl is most useful when it's filled with survival gear."
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    Puff Daddy

    I awoke this morning convinced I'd had a nightmare that deeply affected me but I couldn't remember what it was. It was only when I left my bed, I realized The nightmare was a life without milk, in a bowl full of Cocoa Puffs.
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    Would You Rather?

    I really don't know where to post this so I'm just gonna slam it down here on this hypothetical desk like so many clumsy metaphors. Would you rather have a super genius bear follow you everywhere you go, who obeys your every command as long as you sing the command, and have to continue to at least hum all the time, under penalty of mauling... OR... Have Non-Newtonian semi liquid/semi solid skin that melts as soon as you relax your body?
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    Would you rather

    Would you rather have a super genius bear follow you everywhere you go and obeys your every command as long as you sing it, and even continue at least humming all the time under penalty of mauling? OR... Have Non-Newtonian semi liquid/semi solid skin that melts as soon as you relax your body? *EDIT* I clearly misunderstood/didn't even look at all at what this thread was.. where do I submit "would you rather"s for the P-Cast?
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    BRB Maronman

    BRBeanies, BRBeatniks, BRBronies welcome back to BRB with your host Lark Heron, don't lock that gate we'll be right back!... Alright BRBeanies, BRBeatniks, BRBrothers welcome back to BRB with your host Lark Heron, don't lock that gate we'll be right back!..
  14. You who are so quick to judge me walking down the street as if you witnessed me in my dark hour rocking back and forth in the rounded corner of a stranger's worn queen sized mattress.. you think me some hostile vessel of imminent external chaos; A man on the precipice of forsaking his very soul to ask "what is a mind that contains only emotion? what then is ambivalence but an intention toward apathy?" Anticipating a foreshadowed chaos and misery 'rought forth by overzealous and gleeful rage; tempest of your volatile, yet underwhelmed demise, before I lull myself away to the unending void, A plot twist of your own design, fate written by your hand alone. When all I really want is for McDonald's to sell Mozzarella Sticks again!.. Welcome To Comedy Bang! Bang!
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