CaptPukeFish

Piss off

When push comes to shove, shove pushes back. Meet detective Joe Shove - AkA the push doctor.

When in doodoo, roam as the doodoo roams.

Somebody needs to go down to the trainyard and check on greazey_bob.

Srsly. Greazey bob and Frenchfries, the world needs u now more than ever.

Just because I identify as a toilet doesn't mean I have to take your shit.

I smurfed all over her boobs, then I jizzed all over her smurfs.

They can put a copy of 'Man on the Moon' on the moon but they can't come up with a good non-sequitor to complete a catchphrase.

He's got the eye of the tiger, the hair of the beaver, the legs of the flamingo, and he's coming for your change purse.

Before we get started, I just wanted to let you all know both the author and reader of this catchphrase have pretty nice-sized dicks.

It's not Deliverance. It's Ned Beatty getting buttfucked by a Digiorno.

BMP

I'm a Yankee Doodle dandy. I yank my dandy doodle daily.

BMP

If beef aloney, and beef in the moody...beef jerky.

BMP

My daddy issues have a swimsuit edition.

They laughed at me when I said I wanted to start a comedy podcast, but nobody's laughing now.

I put toast up my butt. I put a bagel up my butt. Here goes muffin.

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If you're listening to this 100 years from now, I give you permission to robo-fuck my corpse.

Jason, you have to stay. Yeah, Mr. Waterfalls, we need you. You belong here with us. Please, don't go Jason Waterfalls.

Look, I can't stress this enough. THhhhiiiiiiiiiiIIIISSSSS ENNnooouuggghh! Hmm? Maybe I can.

You don't have to dance for that dirty old man anymore.

...this IS my first rodeo. Also I'm a registered sex offender.