CaptPukeFish

Old Yeller? I hardly young yeller.

In my day, they were known as the Polka Men. And they hunted you! You snowflake fucks.

Spirit, if you're there, whip out those sugar shakers for mama.

Chachi was a Potsie sympathizer

I might have to change my diaper, cuz shits about to get real.

You got me like leftovers you couldn't finish...foiled again.

This is fifty percent catch. Fifty percent phrase. And a hundred percent signal of the end of days.

Technically I'm not a case maker, but hypothetically? A case could be made.

One in the tickled pink. Two in the pickled stink.

I'm the Captain Pukefish now.

Yeah, she takes the D train to Browntown, and no she doesn't do anal. What an odd line of questioning.

The hills have kind eyes.

That time me and a clown shook ours dicks at eachother is the original gender reveal party.

"A.B.C.E. Take the D out and leave it in later. " The Comedy Bang Bang irreverence train is out of retirement, off its tracks, and speeding headlong towards innocent pedestrians in 2017, and I need it inside me.

And those times when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, I was on your shoulders flashing my tits and giving people the finger.

You think you can just keep the areas you masturbate in a secret? Seriously, where do you get off?

Looks like we can chalk another one up to good ole fashioned chalk usage.

Queen Latifa spelled backwards is queef latina.

You're a shit bridge player, Judy, but goddammit you make a fine vodka casserole.

Awful

Following sanitization and insertion, if you are comfortable with the fit of your Freedom Probe, you may now recite the designated catchphrase.

Sometimes you just have to grit your gums, and accept the consequences of your lifelong teeth gritting addiction.

Make Comedy Bang Bang Comedy DeathRay again.

I haven't gotten a bloody nose in a while. Maybe they caught the guy that was mailing them to me.

Fortune favors the bold, but Vegas is still showing the bold as seven and a half point underdogs to the privileged and gifted.