BlartPaulMallFart
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The scent of your intent to provide content smells incompetent.
By BlartPaulMallFart, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Kid Rock rocks so hard I almost want to put a shirt on.
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People say I'm blind to feelings, but in reality I'm just blind as shit.
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Dean Norris and Vin Diesel walk into a bar and it turns out to be just the right size for the two of them.
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I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand. Not a worry in the world except that the tide's too strong and my ass is stuck in the sand.
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Give a ghost a stern talking to and he'll listen. Teach a ghost to give stern talks and you've got some explaining to do.
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I've heard of backstage passes, but deep fried asses?!
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The phrase fair and square is offensive. What about circles and carnivals, do their rights not matter?
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Today's not cheese day. We only eat cheese on cheese day, and you know that.
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Are you there God? It's me Margaret's dad. I'd appreciate it if you left my daughter alone.
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