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Everything posted by grandmaphiliac

  1. If my catchphrase isn't chosen, I'll kill my selfie stick sales representative, because those were the terms of the wager.
  2. Icy London, icy France, icy New York City as depicted in the hit 2004 box office thriller The Day After Tomorrow.
  3. Since when did it become unacceptable to scream Death to False Metal to my own son as his school bus pulls away?
  4. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, we find you guilty on all counts for crimes against humanity.
  5. "My friend's older brother lives in the gulch way up on down back around behind over across towards the mall," said my older brother's friend.