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    Tragedy + time = PTSD

    MarkDowling posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Tragedy + time = PTSD
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    Some people call me the Space Cowboy but my birth certificate says otherwise.
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    I'm not crying, I'm just drooling out of my eyes.
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    Dr. Pepper was a woman

    MarkDowling posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Dr. Pepper was a woman.
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    A broken clock is five o'clock somewhere.
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    A broken clock is five o'clock somewhere

    MarkDowling replied to MarkDowling's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Fonzie.
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    I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I once met Al Roker.
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    bump
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    A broken clock is five o'clock somewhere

    MarkDowling replied to MarkDowling's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    bump
  13. MarkDowling
    Pick this one!
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    I can't operate on this boy, for I am an irresponsible doctor.
  17. MarkDowling
    TED Talks, but does TED ever listen?
  18. MarkDowling
    Self-driving car, or ghost chauffeur? The answer may surprise you.
  19. MarkDowling
    I put my pants on one leg at a time. But you should see how I put my shirts on.
  20. MarkDowling
    So tell me... is there a Mrs. Bean?
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    B U M P
  22. MarkDowling
    It takes two to tango, three to tangle.
  23. MarkDowling
    I'm rubber, you're glue. Hey! Let's make a rubber/glue sandwich.
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    Another bump?
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    U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi. I hereby sentance you to life in prison.
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