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MarkDowling

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  1. That should say stroker, not toker. "I'm a grower, I'm a shower, I'm a midnight stroker." Oh well.
  2. TED Talks, but does TED ever listen?
  3. Three strikes and your out. This bowling alley sucks!
  4. Why do jokes have to have a punchline?
  5. Excuse me waiter, there’s a hair in my soup. I specifically asked for a band-aid.
  6. Some people call me the Space Cowboy but my birth certificate says otherwise.
  7. Dr. Pepper is a woman
  8. MarkDowling

    Dr. Pepper is a woman

    Klump
  9. Papa died doing what he loved, getting hit by cars.
  10. If you mix-a-lot, sooner or later you're going to be knighted.
  11. MarkDowling

    Dr. Pepper is a woman

    Bump
  12. I hope this gets picked. It is a good joke.
  13. You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but there ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball.
  14. Keep your Friends close, but keep your Everybody Loves Raymond closer
  15. I'll have what she's having. Make me cum deli man.
  16. Old habits Die Hard. New habits Leathal Weapon.
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