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    Episode 149.5 - Minisode 149.5

    and sometimes you see two people who arent romantically involved and are like "HEY EVERYONE, KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THE GUY"
  2. I prefer antique civil war cannons. Need that wide mouth. Precision firearms cant handle me. And I guess for me is is IN, not ON. This isn't so much a retort as it is just me sharing with you things about my life.
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    Episode 162 - D'Arcy Carden, Our Close Friend

    I enjoyed episode 666 of PaW, Greggy. Just wanted to say so. No joke in this comment, just a statement.
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    Episode 162 - D'Arcy Carden, Our Close Friend

    Hmm, I feel like I missed something. Must have been before my time. Nonetheless I shall record that list of aliases in my mystical grimoire.
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    emha bha rao tdos to you as well, sir.
  7. Mising persons cases are more paperwork.
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    Episode 39 - A Sister Scorned

    Therapy can help a lot, I'm in it as im sure many reading this are or have been at some point. You got a lot more out of that episode than I did. Youre right, it does show a lack of self awareness, but also hilights how little self awareness I had in the situation that I felt parallelled that of the caller. Its the life of a person closed off to most of the world and definetly troubled when it comes to forming and maintaining healthy relationships. Something I am also guilty of, as well as having boundry issues. Thanks for your post, it gave me a different perspective on the episode I wouldnt have considered otherwise. Also, great avatar, I've read most of lovecraft's stories. I think his real life racism and xenophobia gave him the ability to write scarier books. Sometimes a character flaw can be beneficial to ones art.
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    Episode 39 - A Sister Scorned

    Maybe youve never had a friend like that. Do you know what it's like to have your ability to trust anyone, ANYONE AT ALL, shattered because of a betrayal so profound? Maybe you didnt even realize how much you had come to depend on this person but to have it all just go away in the blink of an eye...Can you even imagine? It ruins you.
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    Episode 162 - D'Arcy Carden, Our Close Friend

    I'm not so sure they'd get along. There was a time when I would have thought differently, but now I'm all but certain an encounter like this would result in an all out cat fight. As a rabbit, I'm all for this as it reduces the abount of predators trying to eat me. Then again I'm a prey animal. That's my role in the animal kingdom. I am feared only by the cast of Veggie Tales, so my input here is inherently biased. If the hosts could moderate the situation, it might work. Who knows...
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    Episode 39 - A Sister Scorned

    I cant deal with this story. It hurts.
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    Episode 162 - D'Arcy Carden, Our Close Friend

    How long is this ep? Does anyone know? i think 45 minutes is wrong.
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    Episode 162 - D'Arcy Carden, Our Close Friend

    Hey...I recognize one of those pairs of socks off my own feet. Thats pretty rando. Pretty rando indeed Well played, Hayes. Touche.
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    Hi everyone! I'm new

    Welcome. I'm an fairly new forum member as well, so perhaps we will get along and learn together.
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    Episode 162 - D'Arcy Carden, Our Close Friend

    I'll be here waiting for the episode to drop. As.....always. Always.
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    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    Burn.
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    Hello old and new friends!!!

    Were there any consequences for you as a result of doing something unfunny and baffling, or did people just shrug it off after a little while and move on with their own lives?
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    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    "Sweetie" is used often in a way that seems condescending around here, but there is a genuine application of the word. I won't do it because it sounds belittling, but those were some very kind words for Dalton, Joe Lerini.
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    Knowing (2009)

    I dont know and I dont care. I just got my Vampire's kiss dvd in the mail and I couldnt be more stoked.Edit: BRAM Stoked. because of my avatar.
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    Hello old and new friends!!!

    I have the memory of a goldfish. Is this some obscure forum reference?
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    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    I'm sure theres an infinity panda out there who would take heart in hearing some kind words, even if they werem't originally meant for him. No panda is truly "Limitless" anyway. In fact, I think they're endangered or some shit. A little confidence boost might help get him back into the dating scene.
  22. I cannot accept any overlord that doesnt know that Smash Mouth is a million times better than Linkin Park.
  23. It was unhumblebraggy to say it like you did and catchphrase-shame shampoodler, but your catchphrases are actually really good most of the time, so you get a pass.
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