Hello all! Just signed up to actually make a comment for the first time after listening to nearly every HDTGM. The cunt hair comment refers to a cunt hair as a unit of measurement. In the trades, when dealing with a 16th an inch, typically someone with say " Its 4 & 3/4 cunt hair heavy" to avoid breaking it down to 4 and 13/16ths. So when he says they are a cunt hair close, it means they are 16th of an inch close. Not sure if i am overstating the obvious here, but definitely heard it plenty on site. If you are a cunt off, youre a cunt.