Wil Dride

Snake Porksword?!? Snake Kickflip?!? I'll always remember Valeria Golino from her crappy Tarzan TV show -- Because I'm awful, and can't tell her from Lydie Denier. French? Italian? Like it really matters. I have no idea who people are. This movie has the classic trope of forcing the protagonist to be in your debt to control him or her. That's not what Crank is. The so-called Hong Kong cocktail is just to kill the guy, slowly, forcing him to do a bunch of stuff to keep alive long enough to get some kind of revenge before he dies. At no point are they promising to cure him in exchange for services. They just want him to die, but live long enough to know what they've done to him.

Pretty sure the Russians hacked the Podcast College.

Anna's "balls" riff was the funniest thing ever on the podcast. Grease 3 should be a body swapping story where June is able to live out her dream of being a teenager in a Grease movie. A little 18 Again and a little Peggy Sue Got Married, with a liberal amount of Grease thrown in.