A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you KNOW I ain't worried 'cause daddy wears CROCS

[A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you KNOW I ain't worried 'cause daddy wears CROCS]

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you KNOW I ain't worried 'cause daddy wears CROCS

[All you need is faith and trust and a bit of Pizza Hut's stuffed crust]

All you need is faith and trust and a bit of Pizza Hut's stuffed crust

[Mirror, mirror, on the wall – have you seen my basketball?]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall – have you seen my basketball?

[Michael Peter Balzary (born 16 October 1962), known professionally as Flea, is an Australian-American musician and actor. He is best known as a founding member and the bassist of the rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers and has appeared on every album released]

Michael Peter Balzary (born 16 October 1962), known professionally as Flea, is an Australian-American musician and actor. He is best known as a founding member and the bassist of the rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers and has appeared on every album released by the band.

[When the world seems dark and scary, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry]

When the world seems dark and scary, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

[Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Sister 2 Sister, Grimes to Musk]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Sister 2 Sister, Grimes to Musk

[Regis! Regis, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Philbin. You know that new co-host you're looking for? Well I would recommend Kathie Lee!]

Regis! Regis, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Philbin. You know that new co-host you're looking for? Well I would recommend Kathie Lee!

[I may be a compact coin collector, but Billy Porter is the shorter quarter hoarder]

I may be a compact coin collector, but Billy Porter is the shorter quarter hoarder

[Ain't no rest for the Wicked – but it did win a Tony for Best Scenic Design!]

Ain't no rest for the Wicked – but it did win a Tony for Best Scenic Design!

["Walk dog" is at the top of my To-Do list, but "Dorothy's dog" is at the top of my Toto list]

I'm really proud of this one and would like to bump it

[My favourite character in "Star Wars"? Gonna have to go with that second 'S'!]

My favourite character in "Star Wars"? Gonna have to go with that second 'S'!

[50% of Italian wedding soups end in Italian divorce soups]

50% of Italian wedding soups end in Italian divorce soups

[He shoots first and asks questions later. So he's a pretty terrible documentary filmmaker!]

He shoots first and asks questions later. So he's a pretty terrible documentary filmmaker!

[Man's best Friend? Gonna have to go with Chandler.]

Man's best Friend? Gonna have to go with Chandler.

[Be careful not to Jaywalk or you could end up in the Headlines!]

Be careful not to Jaywalk or you could end up in the Headlines!

["Walk dog" is at the top of my To-Do list, but "Dorothy's dog" is at the top of my Toto list]

"Walk dog" is at the top of my To-Do list, but "Dorothy's dog" is at the top of my Toto list

["Well," he said, exiting the bathroom of the revolving restaurant, "It looks like the tables have turned."]

"Well," he said, exiting the bathroom of the revolving restaurant, "It looks like the tables have turned."

[Every day is garbage day when your neighbour steals all of your garbage every day!]

Every day is garbage day when your neighbour steals all of your garbage every day!

[The next era of adhesives notes will be post-Post-It]

The next era of adhesives notes will be post-Post-It

[Have fun, will travel. Have judge? Will GAVEL.]

Have fun, will travel. Have judge? Will GAVEL.

[Put Another Plug In The Baggy]

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