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Everything posted by Tubastank

  1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and you KNOW I ain't worried 'cause daddy wears CROCS
  2. All you need is faith and trust and a bit of Pizza Hut's stuffed crust
  3. Mirror, mirror, on the wall – have you seen my basketball?
  4. Michael Peter Balzary (born 16 October 1962), known professionally as Flea, is an Australian-American musician and actor. He is best known as a founding member and the bassist of the rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers and has appeared on every album released by the band.
  5. When the world seems dark and scary, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
  6. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Sister 2 Sister, Grimes to Musk
  7. Regis! Regis, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Philbin. You know that new co-host you're looking for? Well I would recommend Kathie Lee!
  8. I may be a compact coin collector, but Billy Porter is the shorter quarter hoarder
  9. Ain't no rest for the Wicked – but it did win a Tony for Best Scenic Design!
  10. I'm really proud of this one and would like to bump it
  11. "Walk dog" is at the top of my To-Do list, but "Dorothy's dog" is at the top of my Toto list
  12. My favourite character in "Star Wars"? Gonna have to go with that second 'S'!
  13. 50% of Italian wedding soups end in Italian divorce soups
  14. He shoots first and asks questions later. So he's a pretty terrible documentary filmmaker!
  15. Man's best Friend? Gonna have to go with Chandler.
  16. Be careful not to Jaywalk or you could end up in the Headlines!
  17. "Well," he said, exiting the bathroom of the revolving restaurant, "It looks like the tables have turned."
  18. Every day is garbage day when your neighbour steals all of your garbage every day!
  19. The next era of adhesives notes will be post-Post-It
  20. Have fun, will travel. Have judge? Will GAVEL.
  21. https://soundcloud.c...ug-in-the-baggy