Has anyone here seen the tv show, Garth Marenghi's DarkPlace?
Paul's mentioned it a few times on the Seeso adverts.
I've just realised that VinDiesel and Garth Marenghi are essentially the same person.
GM is the writer, director, lead actor (even the theme tune is "based on melodies whistled by GM") of Dark Place, who plays the character of Dr Rick Dagless MD.
Dagless is the most badass of badasses, women want him and men want to be him; and other characters routinely say how impressive he is.
He's a great shot, a highly trained hand-to-hand combatant, the best doctor at Darkplace (probably the world) and a shaman.
The main difference between these two ego-monsters is that Marenghi is just a character played for laughs.