dhxlive

Corner the market. Potato the economy.

John Cena lifts 500 pounds, and I sigh when I lift a milk jug, I could work out, but I think I'll just watch Clerks. Maybe have some cookies and some milk.

Better Butter Up Your Mother When it Matters with Batter

He really was, consecutive episodes where he is hopping on so many details in responses. I think it might be my favorite thing about his work, his attention to detail, cracks me up when a series of questions makes one question turn into 4 minutes.

Find a penny, pick it up, wash your wands. When you pick up a penny, you pick up every penny that penny has ever been with.

https://soundcloud.com/jess-hauger/time-to-do-your-plugs-by-danny-hauger-for-cbb

Remember this, all you neigh-sayers, no one can understand any of your horse shit.

Call you up in the middle of the night, like a firefly without a... you interrupted and said, "Dude, its 2 am, I'll call you tomorrow" and hung up.

I said maybe, you're going to be the horse that neighs me, Because after all, you're a horse in a stall.

Jason was ready to call Scott on just about everything in this one, Scott was a flame thrower from the opening catch phrase bell.