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Everything posted by dhxlive

  1. See a bird and pet its wings, those purdy, birdy, flying things!
  2. Hungry are the hippos, for they shall inherit the marbles
  3. We sew the seeds for tomorrow, and replant them, they're annuals, its kind of a pain in the azaleas
  4. frosted tips, frozen nips, warming up with chips and dips!
  5. Pack your lunch before it packs you, you cant backtrack a backup backpack
  6. Headphones on, pants off... did you make the Stroganoff? Submitted by Inspiring Teachers.
  7. Address the fact, mail the fiction. Mumble the truth, lie with diction. -Stockton mocktown
  8. The mall sells some balls, but the sports store sells lots more. -Stockton mocktown
  9. Make my Columbus day. -Stockton mocktown
  10. dhxlive

    Open mic

    Open mic and tip your waiter, wag the dog and train your gator.
  11. dhxlive

    Chalk it up

    Chalk it up, talk it up. Stock up on talking Chalk. -guitarmendiego
  12. Left click, right click, double click, Jimminy Glick. by HaugDog
  13. Flip your lid and blow your cover. I just busted through that rubber. by Haugdog
  14. Fuel your mule, bury that burro. That donkey's drinking gasoline. by HogDog
  15. Come on in, sit right down. Pay the bill, get the hell out. By HogDog
  16. Wavy gravy? That biscuits in the navy! By HogDog
  17. Cancel Netflix, and prepare to be wowed by crackle. by Not Haugerman
  18. Orphan socks are ghosts of the children of the Industrial Revolution
  19. I retire attire when I'm tired of torn tie tirades
  20. To really get a pig to fly, throw its skin in a tight spiral. Oh, what a Delicious football pun. What do you mean you're leaving me? -HoggieDoggie
  21. Flowing like a flower, singing in the shower, has it been an hour? My water bill is going to be outrageus. -HoggyDoggy
  22. Burn baby burn, the disco witch is dead. So much for all that I Will Survive nonsense. -HoggieDoggie
  23. More than meats the eye, but less than what vegetables the ear. -HoggieDoggie
  24. A horse is a horse, of coarse. That, however, is Sarah Jessica Parker. -by HoggyDoggy
  25. Chicken Strips? Sounds pollo picante to me! by DynamicDan