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Care for carrots, Mate with Tomatoes,

By dhxlive, December 12, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I come back for snack when dinner is thinner.

By dhxlive, December 12, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm irate over this pie-rate, but this slice is pretty nice.

By dhxlive, November 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ive Gotta Do plugs by Danny Hauger

By dhxlive, November 4, 2017 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

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"I Guess This is Doing Plugs" by Danny Hauger

By dhxlive, September 17, 2017 in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions

Maybe, you're going to be the one that saves me, I probably won't need AAA after all.

By dhxlive, September 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Three cheers for workplace productivity, wait, lets make that two, we're now 33.3% more efficient cheerers.

By dhxlive, September 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Its raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. Neighbors are complaining, and the association is assessing dues to replace the gutters

By dhxlive, September 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've scammed for ham, begged for eggs, but I'll be making the bacon.

By dhxlive, June 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The check that bounced was static free and smelled fantastic.

By dhxlive, June 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The sweater you wear shows you care.

By dhxlive, June 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Ring around the rosey, pockets full of posies. Ashes is hit from behind by a steel chair as the king of the ring falls down!

By dhxlive, May 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey Ref, zebras texted. they want their shirts back. They couldn't call, no vocal chords.

By dhxlive, May 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Geometry? I guess It's time to shape up!

By dhxlive, May 27, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Terms and conditions? No, pick one, and while your at, increase the font size.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The trouble with board games is they don't always say sorry

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Itemizing deductions? Now that's taxing.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

If there's a finer city thanStockton, California, I don't want to hear about it.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Romanced a dancer near a lancer, raised from her trance, I'm now a necromancer

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Batters averaged .308 against the throws of April with runners in scoring position.

By dhxlive, April 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Keep your wheel in the sky turning with balancing and rotation every 5,000 miles

By dhxlive, April 7, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Toad's wet sprocket resulted in a Mario Kart collision that killed Luigi.

By dhxlive, April 5, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The seals that sailed salted their sardines before being shot by Scandinavians

By dhxlive, April 5, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

When one door closes, another opens. Ladies and gentlemen of the world's fair, the first rotating window-door!

By dhxlive, April 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey all you chord cutters out there, congratulations on becoming a father!

By dhxlive, April 3, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions