dhxlive
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Today I went face to face with greatness, it was awkward because greatness was a close talker.
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I've been making ends meet, the bacon, and money hand over fist. It is a mess in here.
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When you drop a bar of soap, did you dirty the soap or clean the floor?
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The barber shop called, they want their hair cut back, and the $12. You just walked out without paying, you jerk.
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Put wheels on everything around you, then tell everyone to roll with it.
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Since tomato is a fruit, ketchup is a jam.
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Finally, the credits!
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If you can't denim, pants 'em
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PSA from the Wallflowers: Do not drive it home with one headlight unless you want a 6th Avenue Heartache.
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Breaking bread, break the mold, but keep that mold away from my bread.
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Seeing is believing, and believe it or not, I can't see a thing. I was born blind, if you can believe it.
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A machine that can punch my face into coinage? I have to say I'm impressed.
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Something in the way she moves... could be mild scoliosis
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Bee in her bonnet, wasp up her ass.
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Apple of my eye, pear of my cheek.
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Another day, another dollar. but with inflation rising, each dollar is now 1.4756 days.
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You say An oldie, but a goodie, but I say, check the expiration date.
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Always look on the bright side, easy for you to say, you don't have cataracts.
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All bets are off, the casino is having a power outage.
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If you spell spelling backwards you may have dyslexia
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Fear the beard, Wave after the shave, the fear is now clear.
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ABC used to be as easy as 1-2-3, unless you're up against John Cena. He always kicks out at 2.
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Don't worry. There's plenty of fish in the can.
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Today is 'gonna be the day that they're going to throw it back to you. Oh wait that was yesterday. Wonder if anyone caught it.
The Genesis of Nintendo was a game, boy!
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The genesis of nintendo was a game, boy!